{"id":189583,"date":"2025-05-05T14:45:18","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T20:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=189583"},"modified":"2025-06-15T12:21:34","modified_gmt":"2025-06-15T18:21:34","slug":"rio-oculto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/rio-oculto\/","title":{"rendered":"R\u00edo oculto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sucedi\u00f3 un doce de diciembre, en nuestros cumplea\u00f1os. Al poner la cafetera, pens\u00e9 en que desear\u00eda poseer la tranquilidad de mis gatos. Podr\u00eda caer una bomba en la casa del vecino y ellos jam\u00e1s despertar\u00edan de su siesta.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Los tres felinos dorm\u00edan en la intemperie, mientras los dem\u00e1s animales se alteraban por los atronadores fuegos artificiales imprimi\u00e9ndose sobre el cielo. La alarma de la cafetera me regres\u00f3 a la realidad, serv\u00ed el caf\u00e9 en la taza y sal\u00ed al jard\u00edn. Los cohetes tambi\u00e9n atemorizaban a las aves, quienes circundaban el cielo de mi casa, en una suerte de ritual. Iban a dar las dos, cuando la virgen descendi\u00f3 del cuadro, avanz\u00f3 hacia donde me encontraba, tom\u00f3 mi cabeza entre sus manos y susurr\u00f3:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014De cualquier forma, se avecina una guerra nuclear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yo la mir\u00e9 enternecido. Ella regres\u00f3 a su sitio, colocando sus manos muy juntas, igual que antes. Di un sorbo a mi caf\u00e9 y m\u00e1s que nunca, anhel\u00e9 ser un gato, su estado imperturbable se antoja eterno.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/abelibanezg\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Fotograf\u00eda por Abel Ib\u00e1\u00f1ez G. <\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sucedi\u00f3 un doce de diciembre, en nuestros cumplea\u00f1os. Al poner la cafetera, pens\u00e9 en que desear\u00eda poseer la tranquilidad de mis gatos. 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