{"id":177258,"date":"2022-05-09T00:42:14","date_gmt":"2022-05-09T05:42:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=177258"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:03:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:03:45","slug":"regalame-un-porro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/regalame-un-porro\/","title":{"rendered":"Regalame un porro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ojal\u00e1 mis cigarrillos se convirtieran en porros<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">As\u00ed como Dios hizo al agua vino.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yo quiero convertir todo en porros.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Fumarme los l\u00e1pices, las acuarelas y las casualidades desde lo m\u00e1s profundo del alma.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Quiero convertir mis laga\u00f1as en perlas<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Quiero convertir las risas en porros;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">los colores en cepas<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">y pasar todo el d\u00eda fum\u00e1ndome incluso hasta mis entra\u00f1as.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/artist\/72NdsMSxX5szCFLR8BcXLV\">Abel Iba\u00f1ez G.<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ojal\u00e1 mis cigarrillos se convirtieran en porros As\u00ed como Dios hizo al agua vino. 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