{"id":176709,"date":"2020-12-22T16:38:53","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T22:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=176709"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:12:20","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:12:20","slug":"cereal-y-leche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/cereal-y-leche\/","title":{"rendered":"Cereal y leche"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me levant\u00e9 por el ruido de campanas. Era mi valedor, Pedro, avisando que ya se acercaba su cami\u00f3n de basura.\u00a0<em>Chanclitas<\/em>\u00a0y de ah\u00ed a mojarme la cara y cepillarme los dientes. \u00bfCu\u00e1ndo se acabar\u00e1 la\u00a0<em>pinche<\/em>\u00a0pasta dental que tanto te gustaba? \u00bfPara qu\u00e9 chingados compr\u00e9 tanta? \u00a0Bueno, igual no sab\u00eda que terminar\u00edas y\u00e9ndote, o tal vez en el fondo s\u00ed. Tom\u00e9 el cereal, un plato hondo. No, mejor una\u00a0<em>tazota<\/em>. Serv\u00ed los Chocokrispis. Cada vez que \u00edbamos de compras, me rega\u00f1abas y dec\u00edas que ya no era un morro pa\u00b4 andar comprando esos cereales, pero tambi\u00e9n echaba al carrito tu leche mamona de almendras favorita y se te pasaba\u00a0<em>el pedo<\/em>. Ya con los Chocokrispis en la taza fui por la leche al refri, un envase de Tetra Pak vac\u00edo. \u00a0Chingada madre como hago corajes con el Alexis del pasado. Vale verga.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfTe acuerdas de lo mucho que te encabronaba que me acabara la leche y dejara el cart\u00f3n vac\u00edo en el refri, aunque no fuera de la que tomabas? Siempre dije: \u00abbueno, pues, \u00bfen qu\u00e9 chingados le afecta si su leche de almendras ni la toco?\u00bb. Y tuve que ir a la tienda. Como me pon\u00eda de malas ir a la tienda. Es que siempre la do\u00f1a que atiende preguntaba que para cuando \u00edbamos a tener un beb\u00e9, pero me cagaba decirle que t\u00fa no quer\u00edas porque empezaba con sus rollos y me orillaba a insinuarle que se metiera en sus asuntos y nos dejara vivir nuestra vida. Claro que, ardidamente, me tiraba el cambio en el mostrador y, deliberadamente, me daba un chingo de moneditas. Pero se la pelaba porque a m\u00ed me serv\u00edan para el cami\u00f3n. Mientras escrib\u00eda todo esto, los Chocokrispis se quedaron en el <em>pinche<\/em>\u00a0plato\u00a0y no se remojaron porque no ten\u00eda\u00a0<em>pinche<\/em>\u00a0leche.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me levant\u00e9 por el ruido de campanas. 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