{"id":172195,"date":"2021-07-06T19:57:42","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T00:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=172195"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:08:08","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:08:08","slug":"me-cago-en-el-amor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/me-cago-en-el-amor\/","title":{"rendered":"Me cago en el amor."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Los \u00faltimos meses he parecido una bola de ping pong entre relaciones ef\u00edmeras que mantienen las expectativas muy altas y al final no se convierten en nada. La calidad de soltero no se va, a pesar de todos los esfuerzos que hago.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a1Oh, qu\u00e9 guapa mujer! Y le gusta <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">How I Meet Your Mother<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">, seguro que podemos llevarnos bien.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Las aplicaciones parecen una buena opci\u00f3n para alguien tan t\u00edmido como yo, hasta que se volvieron una amenaza, ahora me preocupo por el rechazo de gente que ni conozco. Mi mayor deseo se ha puesto en mi contra y ahora estoy entre la obsesi\u00f3n y la depresi\u00f3n. Derecha o izquierda, depende a donde se desliza el pulgar es la puerta para interactuar o perderse en el mar del internet.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Las inseguridades crecen, se acent\u00faan: \u00bfqu\u00e9 foto es la mejor para dar la imagen que quiero? \u00bfQui\u00e9n quiero ser, qu\u00e9 quiero que vean de m\u00ed?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ning\u00fan <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">like<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"> hasta ahora, parece que no le intereso a nadie, otra noche vac\u00eda.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Deslizo a la derecha tratando de obtener una respuesta entre cuarenta chicas que se presentan al azar en mi pantalla, algunas sin informaci\u00f3n o sin nombre, nos guiamos por fotos que bien pueden ser editadas o llenas de filtros y peque\u00f1as frases que intentan mostrarnos qui\u00e9n es el otro. Avanzo a ciegas entre algoritmos y configuraciones que se aseguran de mostrarme a las mujeres a mi alcance en un radio de cincuenta kil\u00f3metros, de entre veinte y veintisiete a\u00f1os, que les interesen los hombres, en la descripci\u00f3n de mi perfil encontrar\u00e1n una o varias razones para dar a la izquierda (que significar\u00e1 un no) o a la derecha (que es un s\u00ed) y que podamos interactuar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cuando el match aparece todo depende de los mensajes, los stickers. Dar el tono correcto es un arte que no conozco y si soy poco h\u00e1bil para la interacci\u00f3n presencial, en l\u00ednea es un poco peor. Aunque estemos protegidos por una pantalla no lo vuelve m\u00e1s amable.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Ahora busco a tientas un amor\u00a0 interactivo que brinque de la pantalla y se convierta en algo que se pueda tocar, besar, sentir, querer.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Me cago en el amor, en quien no me corresponde, en quien s\u00ed lo hace de una manera desmedida y en quien corresponde pero no tiene una pizca de inter\u00e9s en hacerlo tangible. Mientras tanto sigo con el rostro alumbrado por la pantalla, caminando sin rumbo entre el bosque de personas, esperando encontrarme con alguien, que seguro est\u00e1 en las mismas condiciones que yo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ejercicio hecho para la clase de Enunciaci\u00f3n y voces del relato.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Los \u00faltimos meses he parecido una bola de ping pong entre relaciones ef\u00edmeras que mantienen las expectativas muy altas y al final no se convierten en nada. La calidad de soltero no se va, a pesar de todos los esfuerzos que hago. \u00a1Oh, qu\u00e9 guapa mujer! 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