{"id":172190,"date":"2021-07-06T19:57:42","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T00:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=172190"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:08:08","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:08:08","slug":"el-francotirador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/el-francotirador\/","title":{"rendered":"El francotirador"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El tipo ya estaba ah\u00ed. Todo listo. \u00a1Pinche inconveniente! Ella, la Bernardita Morello apareci\u00f3. Se par\u00f3 justo en la ventana. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n<p>Cuando ella se acerc\u00f3 a m\u00ed y me pag\u00f3 para que le diera un tiro a su esposo, \u00a1piche esposo! Ahora ten\u00eda que esperar a que se quitara de la ventana. \u00a1Pinche ventana!<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfEn verdad quer\u00eda que lo matara? No, a lo mejor todo se trataba de alguna treta er\u00f3tica que se tra\u00eda esos dos (y entonces apareci\u00f3 un paisaje en mi mente, el de los juegos que sol\u00eda hacer con la Alicia, \u00a1pinche Alicia! Ojal\u00e1 no te hubieras ido con el chinito a la continental).<\/p>\n<p>Un francotirador no tiene que andarse con estas cosas, m\u00e1s si est\u00e1 de clandestino en alguna azotea. Ten\u00eda que haber disparado a ambos, jam\u00e1s se hubiera dado cuenta nadie. \u00bfQu\u00e9 ser\u00edan dos muertitos m\u00e1s? Entonces la vecina del departamento de al lado me vio y comenz\u00f3 a gritar. \u00a1Pinche vecina! \u00a1Pinches gritos! \u00a1Pinche continental!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El tipo ya estaba ah\u00ed. Todo listo. \u00a1Pinche inconveniente! Ella, la Bernardita Morello apareci\u00f3. Se par\u00f3 justo en la ventana. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Cuando ella se acerc\u00f3 a m\u00ed y me pag\u00f3 para que le diera un tiro a su esposo, \u00a1piche esposo! Ahora ten\u00eda que esperar a que se quitara de la ventana. \u00a1Pinche ventana! 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