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Hoy le quite los retrovisores a mi motocicleta, de igual manera dejo de ser una “Bobber” le he reinstalado\u00a0 el asiento de copiloto.
\nNo quiero ver los autos y camiones que voy dejando atr\u00e1s mientras el aceite se empieza a evaporar. Disfruto el camino en solitario y ahora tengo un espacio extra para aquella bella femme fatal que me quiera acompa\u00f1ar, a volarnos las casetas y a tomar la carretera.
\nMe he amarrado con fuerza a mis mugrosas botas, las buj\u00edas de platino empiezan a estallar y mientras mas se tensan los chicotes el carburador no para de gritar, su garganta corro\u00edda empieza a sangrar, es un masoquista empedernido para nada t\u00edmido.<\/p>\n

\u00a1Que placer tomar las curvas sin temor a derrapar!
\n\u00a1Que placer abrirme la camisa, acelerar y avanzar!<\/p>\n

Si uso o no uso casco poco puede ya importar, a esta velocidad si me caigo me voy a matar, es mejor no pensar en eso.
\nNo es momento de calentar las balatas hasta llegar al mar, las monta\u00f1as, la selva o \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no? a las estrellas que tanto me gusta admirar.<\/p>\n

Con el manillar en mis manos y como siempre despeinado me declaro:<\/p>\n

“El Rey del Camino”<\/strong><\/h6>\n

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Hoy le quite los retrovisores a mi motocicleta, de igual manera dejo de ser una “Bobber” le he reinstalado\u00a0 el asiento de copiloto. No quiero ver los autos y camiones que voy dejando atr\u00e1s mientras el aceite se empieza a evaporar. 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