{"id":170502,"date":"2021-07-06T19:57:14","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T00:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=170502"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:08:21","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:08:21","slug":"declaraciones-de-guerra-del-s-xxi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/declaraciones-de-guerra-del-s-xxi\/","title":{"rendered":"Declaraciones de Guerra del s. XXI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Querido amante,<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>Te propongo que nos declaremos la guerra. Si no lo quieres hacer tu, pues bien, lo har\u00e9 yo.<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>Te declaro la guerra. <\/i><i>Creo que ya estoy cansada de s\u00f3lo hacer el amor. El romance ya no existe y, querido amante, la monoton\u00eda ya ha matado hasta tu pasi\u00f3n. Los gemidos que me quedan sonar\u00e1n aburridos si no son en tiempos de guerra. Quiero que alguno termine suplicando, m\u00e1s.<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>No quiero hablar m\u00e1s de amor, ya no queda m\u00e1s que decir. Vamos, hablemos de la guerra.\u00a0<\/i><i>Juguemos a reventarnos los celulares a mensajes, dime lo que quieras. Tengamos batallas de almohadas en la cama, en el sill\u00f3n del <em>living<\/em>. \u00a1Que se quejen los vecinos de los gritos, que llamen a la polic\u00eda si quieren! Vamos, nene, pel\u00e9ame, aunque sea porque vamos a cenar o por qui\u00e9n toma una ducha primero, por qui\u00e9n maneja el auto hoy. Pers\u00edgueme hasta la cocina, saqu\u00e9ame todos mis besos. Traici\u00f3name y cambia los planes de la noche.<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>Voy a dejar que a partir de ahora elabores tus mejores t\u00e1cticas de guerra. La casa ya est\u00e1 lista para ser el campo de batalla.<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>Deseosa lo espero, ya estoy preparada a luchar sin capa ni espada por lo que quiero y me pertenece. Ten sumo cuidado.<\/i><br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<\/i><i><br \/>\n<\/i><i>Azul.<\/i><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querido amante, Te propongo que nos declaremos la guerra. Si no lo quieres hacer tu, pues bien, lo har\u00e9 yo. Te declaro la guerra. Creo que ya estoy cansada de s\u00f3lo hacer el amor. El romance ya no existe y, querido amante, la monoton\u00eda ya ha matado hasta tu pasi\u00f3n. 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