{"id":167698,"date":"2021-03-02T08:00:49","date_gmt":"2021-03-02T14:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=167698"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:10:04","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:10:04","slug":"la-chica-de-mermelada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/la-chica-de-mermelada\/","title":{"rendered":"La chica de mermelada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Supongo que en el fondo siempre lo sabes, la chica nueva de Tinder desaparecer\u00e1 por la ma\u00f1ana, dejando una triste nota de despedida. Jam\u00e1s volver\u00e1 a responder los mensajes, y hasta ah\u00ed llegar\u00e1 la historia de amor. Pero, a pesar de eso, sigo cayendo, y cayendo, porque tengo fe de que en alg\u00fan momento encontrar\u00e9 a una chica diferente, una chica que se quede a preparar el desayuno, quiz\u00e1 s\u00f3lo un simple pan tostado con mantequilla y mermelada.<\/p>\n<p>Por ahora, mi \u00fanica relaci\u00f3n estable es con mi jefe, Michael Conroy. \u00daltimamente he sido su preferido y eso me alegra, al menos algo me ten\u00eda que salir bien. Tal vez siendo rico podr\u00e9 encontrar a la mujer que prepare un pan tostado con mantequilla y mermelada.<\/p>\n<p>Quiz\u00e1 mi destino es no encontrarla, mi destino es seguir teniendo sexo con mujeres que apenas conozco para luego no volver a verlas. Tal vez una bruja me lanz\u00f3 un hechizo. Tal vez la encontrar\u00e9 s\u00f3lo hasta que el sol deje de brillar.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supongo que en el fondo siempre lo sabes, la chica nueva de Tinder desaparecer\u00e1 por la ma\u00f1ana, dejando una triste nota de despedida. Jam\u00e1s volver\u00e1 a responder los mensajes, y hasta ah\u00ed llegar\u00e1 la historia de amor. Pero, a pesar de eso, sigo cayendo, y cayendo, porque tengo fe de que en alg\u00fan momento encontrar\u00e9 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7215,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"acf":[],"mb":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>La chica de mermelada - ERRR MAGAZINE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/la-chica-de-mermelada\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"La chica de mermelada - ERRR MAGAZINE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Supongo que en el fondo siempre lo sabes, la chica nueva de Tinder desaparecer\u00e1 por la ma\u00f1ana, dejando una triste nota de despedida. 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