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No estaba de humor para discutir con ella. Sal\u00ed de la habitaci\u00f3n y la dej\u00e9 hablando sola.<\/p>\n<p>Me hubiera gustado haber sentado cabeza esa ma\u00f1ana. Siempre que me preguntan por Lol, yo les digo: \u00abSigue en casa. Se despert\u00f3 de mal humor y mejor me sal\u00ed a beber\u00bb. Ellos no saben que estoy solo, nadie debe saberlo. Cuando uno lo est\u00e1, es m\u00e1s vulnerable y lo tratan de idiota.<\/p>\n<p>No s\u00f3lo hab\u00edan cortado la luz, tambi\u00e9n dej\u00f3 de salir agua del retrete y la regadera. El ba\u00f1o era un asco. Lo \u00fanico que pod\u00eda hacer era ir a la cocina por una cerveza.<\/p>\n<p>Abr\u00ed el refrigerador, met\u00ed la cabeza y la busqu\u00e9. Lol se par\u00f3 detr\u00e1s de m\u00ed. Comenz\u00f3 a advertirme que se iba con su madre. No le hice caso.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Voy enserio, Michi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Ah \u2014dije, buscando las cervezas\u2014, ya se te pas\u00f3 el coraje.<\/p>\n<p>Ella tom\u00f3 el envase de mermelada que dej\u00e9 sobre la mesa para hacerme un emparedado, me grit\u00f3 y me lo arroj\u00f3 en la espalda.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00bfQu\u00e9 sucede contigo, Michael? \u2014me reclam\u00f3\u2014. \u00bfHasta cu\u00e1ndo piensas vivir as\u00ed?<\/p>\n<p>Hablaba enserio. Cuando gir\u00e9 para intentar reprenderla por lo que hab\u00eda hecho, me detuve al verla con una maleta en el suelo.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Ya no puedo, Michael, ya no puedo. Esto es demasiado para m\u00ed \u2014hizo una pausa y llor\u00f3\u2014: \u00a1Yo te apoy\u00e9, pero ya no puedo seguir as\u00ed!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00bfQu\u00e9 tiene de malo esto? \u2014di una risotada, extendiendo los brazos.<\/p>\n<p>Ella no quiso discutir, me dijo: \u00abno me toque, viejo idiota\u00bb, cuando intent\u00e9 acercarme a ella para consolarla y pedirle que me perdonara, que asentar\u00eda cabeza.<\/p>\n<p>Ella corri\u00f3 hacia la puerta y fui tras ella.<\/p>\n<p>Lol ten\u00eda todo el derecho de marcharse.\u00a0Llev\u00e1bamos treinta a\u00f1os siendo novios. Ella pod\u00eda irse cuando quisiera, pero yo no quise. No quer\u00eda quedarme solo.<\/p>\n<p>Atranqu\u00e9 la puerta con mi mano y no la dej\u00e9 salir.<\/p>\n<p>Me mir\u00f3 furiosa y me dio un par de patadas en los test\u00edculos. Lo \u00faltimo que recuerdo, antes de desmayarme del dolor, fue ver a Lol escaparse por la ventana.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Maldita sea!, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 te fuiste Lol?<\/p>\n<p>Cuando recobr\u00e9 el conocimiento, el sol comenz\u00f3 a dejar de brillar y la casa se torn\u00f3 oscura. Creo que en ese momento sent\u00e9 cabeza.<\/p>\n<p>A veces salgo a buscar trabajo y dejo la puerta sin seguro por si Lol decide volver. Cuando regreso, en el fondo s\u00e9 que me he quedado solo.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En el fondo siempre lo sabes, que est\u00e1s solo. Lol y yo viv\u00edamos en los viejos departamentos de la calle Ar-dunk. Ella se despert\u00f3 una ma\u00f1ana muy irritada. Me grit\u00f3 en la cama, exigi\u00e9ndome que sentara cabeza: \u00abMichael Conroy\u00bb. Casi nunca me llamaba as\u00ed, a menos que en verdad estuviera furiosa, siempre me llamaba \u00abMichi\u00bb. 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