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Desayunos, comidas y cenas, todo con un sabor incre\u00edblemente aut\u00e9ntico; de verdad todo me sab\u00eda a ti, incluso los s\u00e1ndwiches de mermelada que preparabas, sobre todo porque era imposible no recordar aquella ocasi\u00f3n en que, sin previo aviso, un frasco de mermelada nos termin\u00f3 por acompa\u00f1ar a la habitaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEs que en el fondo siempre lo sabes\u2026\u201d, me dijo alguna ocasi\u00f3n el se\u00f1or Michael Conroy, despu\u00e9s de escuchar \u00e9ste mismo relato sobre tu comida, y que era due\u00f1o de la peque\u00f1a f\u00e1brica de mermelada que sol\u00edamos comprar, \u201c\u2026una vez que el amor entra por el est\u00f3mago, no hay forma de sacarlo de ah\u00ed, ni cagando\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Y quiz\u00e1 fuera verdad, \u00bfpero en verdad ten\u00eda que darme una descripci\u00f3n tan gr\u00e1fica? Ahora no puedo evitar imaginarte, cagando mi amor despu\u00e9s de haberte ido de mi lado. Tal vez deber\u00eda pedirte el nombre del laxante que usaste, pero me da un poco de miedo descubrir que no fue necesario utilizar ninguno.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/emilywind\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Em Bernatzky<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se iba haciendo tarde y me decid\u00eda a preparar la cena como cualquier d\u00eda, algo sencillo: cereal. Mientras ca\u00eda la noche y el sol iba perdiendo poco a poco su brillo, para dar paso a la luna, lleg\u00f3 a mi cabeza: en verdad me gustaba cuando cocinabas. 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