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T\u00edpico: joven promedio al que le da miedo hablarle a las mujeres.<\/p>\n<p>Todo cambi\u00f3 cuando Lili se mud\u00f3 al departamento el d\u00eda que la admitieron en la misma academia donde \u00e9l estudiaba.<\/p>\n<p>Ya no se masturbaba a gusto. Por \u00e9l, hubiera preferido que no estuviera ella, pero sus padres insistieron en ello.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora, antes de bajarse los pantalones, se aseguraba de que estuviera bien puesto el seguro de la puerta de su habitaci\u00f3n o del ba\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p>Casi no hablaban. Pocas veces desayunaban juntos por la ma\u00f1ana.<\/p>\n<p>Un tarde, Lili llev\u00f3 a una amiga suya al departamento y se encerraron en su habitaci\u00f3n toda la tarde. Luego llev\u00f3 a otra. Y, despu\u00e9s, ya no le bast\u00f3 una: entraba con dos o tres.<\/p>\n<p>-Vienen muchas chicas -coment\u00f3 Ben.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00bfTe molestas? -pregunt\u00f3 Lili, sorbiendo de su taza de caf\u00e9, desabrochando su camisa poco a poco para intimidarlo.<\/p>\n<p>Despu\u00e9s de eso vinieron: 1) masturbarse en la ba\u00f1era pensando en ella; 2) \u00e9l entrometi\u00e9ndose en la habitaci\u00f3n de Lili s\u00f3lo para descubrir que ten\u00eda c\u00e1maras de video, trajes de l\u00e1tex negro y cadenas de fuerza en la cama; y 3) diremos que ella lo descubri\u00f3 masturb\u00e1ndose en el ba\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p>Y dej\u00e9monos de detalles. Las cosas son como siguen:<\/p>\n<p>Era un s\u00e1bado en la noche. Lili vino a la habitaci\u00f3n de Ben. 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La frente comenz\u00f3 a sudarle.<\/p>\n<p>Antes de terminar de grabar, Lili tom\u00f3 a su primo, le baj\u00f3 los pantalones y comenz\u00f3 a pegarle.<\/p>\n<p>-Eres un chico malo, Ben. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 nos grabaste? Le dir\u00e9 a mi t\u00eda que nos obligaste a hacer una porno. \u00bfEsto te gusta?<\/p>\n<p>El pobre de Ben termin\u00f3 tirado en el suelo. Ten\u00eda un palo incrustado en el recto. Lili no paraba de re\u00edrse de \u00e9l junto a su amiga.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00bfEsto te gusta, Ben? -le pregunt\u00f3 Lili-. Eso te pasa por masturbarte cuando estoy en casa.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/cleo-nikita\/\">Cleo Thomasson<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El chico viv\u00eda solo en un viejo departamento. No ten\u00eda amigos ni beb\u00eda alcohol. Se la pasaba todo el d\u00eda perdiendo el tiempo en internet. Por las noches se dedicaba a ver pornograf\u00eda. Africanas, rusas, asi\u00e1ticas. 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