{"id":164885,"date":"2021-01-03T13:08:17","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T02:08:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=164885"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:12:07","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:12:07","slug":"necio-delirante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/necio-delirante\/","title":{"rendered":"Necio delirante"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Te me antojas de chocolate, helado y frutas variadas, o tal vez de abrazos koala que te acurruquen en una noche de rel\u00e1mpagos. Si supieras cu\u00e1nto pago por cada lamida que no te doy, es como donar sangre, o dedicar tiempo al familiar indeseable, o responder preguntas est\u00fapidas a necios delirantes. Eres\u00a0el aire de lluvia, eres ese atardecer que tanto me gusta apreciar, espacios sin intrusos ni momentos de discusi\u00f3n. Caes como cerveza fresca en litros de sed. Puede que sea la voz de tu cabello, o la luz de tu piel, o la constelaci\u00f3n de tus lunares, o la vista de tu tacto, o las letras de tu olor. No lo s\u00e9, pero me importa. Eres como ese instante en el que sabes que ya te curaste luego de una larga enfermedad incurable, el postre que sabe mejor que en foto o c\u00f3mo te lo contaron, la bocanada de aire que en las madrugadas susurran: \u201cCalma, ya pas\u00f3, fue tan s\u00f3lo una terrible realidad\u201d. Y si no vienes, estoy; y si no hablas, te pinto; y si me olvidas, canto. Te me antojas c\u00f3mo no puedo dec\u00edrtelo y te siento tal y como quieres.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/michelnguie\/\">Michel Nguie<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Te me antojas de chocolate, helado y frutas variadas, o tal vez de abrazos koala que te acurruquen en una noche de rel\u00e1mpagos. 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