{"id":164069,"date":"2020-12-22T12:41:13","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T01:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=164069"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:12:21","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:12:21","slug":"osadia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/osadia\/","title":{"rendered":"Osad\u00eda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00bfCu\u00e1ntas sopas instant\u00e1neas habr\u00eda desayunado durante el recreo del sexto a\u00f1o en 2009? La culpa le carcom\u00eda cada vez que intentaba hacer la cuenta. Una diaria, posiblemente, de lunes a viernes sin falta, m\u00e1s un refresco en bolsa de a cinco. Si bien no se hab\u00edan convertido en ligas de pl\u00e1stico dentro de sus tripas como seguido le advert\u00eda su abuelita, s\u00ed le hab\u00edan perforado mas all\u00e1 de sus entra\u00f1as. Se le hab\u00edan a\u00f1usgado en todo el tracto digestivo y ahora, once a\u00f1os despu\u00e9s, intentaba a arcadas desatorarse aquello, con intentos vanos.<br \/><br \/>Desde los doce a\u00f1os se acostumbr\u00f3 a vivir el <em>caper diem<\/em> sin propon\u00e9rselo, y sentenciado a la condena eterna pues el momento hab\u00eda ya durado bastante y amenazaba con seguir existiendo otro tanto. Entendiendo las consecuencias, opt\u00f3 por los excesos sin que se perturbaran, al menos eso ella cre\u00eda, o al menos no de manera inmediata, su existencia. Era la sopa instant\u00e1nea, el az\u00facar, las grasas saturadas, la sal, el picante, los cigarros, el alcohol, el rivotril, el amor, los besos, el desamor y de nuevo los besos. <br \/><br \/>Hab\u00eda vivido r\u00e1pido, bastante r\u00e1pido y ahora se embut\u00eda litros de agua, tratando de desatorase los fideos, sin \u00e9xito alguno. Arroj\u00f3 sin notarlo una maldici\u00f3n hac\u00eda ella desde su pubertad y ahora se hab\u00eda vuelto tan real y consistente. La estatura le importaba poco, aunque era seguro que hubiera crecido algunos cent\u00edmetros m\u00e1s de haber desayunado un coctel de frutas, y sus guarniciones, en lugar de esa sopa en extremo condimentada. Pero lo que m\u00e1s le apenaba era que hab\u00eda agotado toda su felicidad en cada bocado que le segregaba toda esa dopamina cuando en su paladar estallaba toda esa gama de sabores. Ahora con la lengua carcomida de tanto tabaco y los labios tronados de tanto beso, lo mismo daba si se jambaba cinco litros de orina o una botella de la mejor cerveza: el cerebro se le hab\u00eda secado tanto que lo mismo era un abrazo de su amado a una sobredosis de clona, que en su actual situaci\u00f3n, seguramente lo \u00faltimo le coqueteaba como mejor opci\u00f3n. El momento hab\u00eda durado tanto y ella se encontraba imposibilitada. Ten\u00eda el frasco listo y la cerveza servida. Qu\u00e9 asco tomar orina. \u00bfY el amado? Quiz\u00e1 no exist\u00eda.<br \/><br \/>Una pastilla, un trago de cerveza<br \/>Otra pastilla, otro trago de cerveza<br \/>Esperaba a alguien en la puerta, quien fuera. Un pretexto para no tomar la siguiente. Una reflexi\u00f3n de s\u00ed misma, una decisi\u00f3n.<br \/>Nada.<br \/>Nada.<br \/>NADA.<br \/>Ni iluminaci\u00f3n, ni parteaguas, solo el momento, eterno el momento.<br \/>Abandon\u00f3 el frasco.<br \/>Termin\u00f3 la cerveza<br \/>La osad\u00eda tambi\u00e9n se encuentra en las tripas.<\/p>\r\n<p>Photography by\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/vanborkum\/\">Ludwig van Borkum<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfCu\u00e1ntas sopas instant\u00e1neas habr\u00eda desayunado durante el recreo del sexto a\u00f1o en 2009? La culpa le carcom\u00eda cada vez que intentaba hacer la cuenta. 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