{"id":163671,"date":"2020-11-20T09:35:59","date_gmt":"2020-11-19T22:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=163671"},"modified":"2022-08-31T00:06:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T05:06:23","slug":"cuando-vivamos-juntos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/cuando-vivamos-juntos\/","title":{"rendered":"Cuando vivamos juntos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfpodemos ir por papitas?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme das un beso?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfya empez\u00f3 la telenovela?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfya regaste las plantas?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme compras un Playmobil?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme pasas un papel de ba\u00f1o?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfpuedes matar esa cucaracha?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme guardaste pizza?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfpodr\u00edas decirle a Cometa que me deje de picar con su navajita?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme llevas al doctor?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfquieres ba\u00f1arte conmigo?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfqu\u00e9 quieres comer hoy?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfquieres cafecito con pan?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, se me olvid\u00f3 pagar la luz.<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme prestas tu Switch para jugar?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfquieres ir caminar?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, se tap\u00f3 el ba\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Olimar se comi\u00f3 mi pez beta.<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme acompa\u00f1as a la tienda por golosinas?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfme pasas este nivel de Mario Bros?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, huele raro.<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfa qui\u00e9n le toca lavar los trastes?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, ya hazme caso.<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfquieres avenita?<\/p>\n<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, TE AMO MUCHO Y AMO VIVIR CONTIGO.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, Ale, \u00bfpodemos ir por papitas? 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