{"id":162455,"date":"2020-11-09T14:35:28","date_gmt":"2020-11-09T03:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=162455"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:12:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:12:44","slug":"dos-minutos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/dos-minutos\/","title":{"rendered":"Dos minutos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sonic Youth sonaba en mi cabeza dos minutos antes de abrir los ojos.<\/p>\n<p>El desayuno define mi humor durante todo el d\u00eda y necesito escuchar esa canci\u00f3n para\u00a0 tararaear al cepillarme los dientes.<\/p>\n<p>Tras la pl\u00e1tica y el arguende, olor a caf\u00e9 y waffles con maple por la ma\u00f1ana. Thomas de apellido Bernhard controla y adivina mi sentir a trav\u00e9s de esa pasta roja y blanda.<\/p>\n<p>Viva pero en realidad me siento muerta, adivinaste Thomas.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 me duele que reclama toda mi atenci\u00f3n?<\/p>\n<p>Todo se quemaba. Retrocede seis pasos y despu\u00e9s a la derecha.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 me duele que consume mi energ\u00eda?<\/p>\n<p>De c\u00f3mo vengo pero no voy<\/p>\n<p>Cond\u00e9name\u00a0 al sustrato<\/p>\n<p>Procl\u00e1mame invencible<\/p>\n<p>Calma mis angustias y perm\u00edteme disfrutar del salpic\u00f3n que prepar\u00f3 mam\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/155995221@N04\/\">Lorella Furleo Semeraro<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sonic Youth sonaba en mi cabeza dos minutos antes de abrir los ojos. El desayuno define mi humor durante todo el d\u00eda y necesito escuchar esa canci\u00f3n para\u00a0 tararaear al cepillarme los dientes. Tras la pl\u00e1tica y el arguende, olor a caf\u00e9 y waffles con maple por la ma\u00f1ana. 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