{"id":161300,"date":"2020-07-23T06:13:47","date_gmt":"2020-07-22T20:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=161300"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:13:15","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:13:15","slug":"el-regalo-de-clementina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/el-regalo-de-clementina\/","title":{"rendered":"El regalo de Clementina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Cu\u00e9ntales c\u00f3mo lo sacamos de su casa al cabr\u00f3n! No te saques de onda. Mira lo que escribi\u00f3 en twitter el wey: \u201cun dron nos espi\u00f3 por la ventana\u201d Ja, ja, ja. Secuestramos al Charlie Kaufman porque mi mujer, la Clementina, es fan de una actriz que se pinta los pelos de colores y resulta que el vato es el chido de esa pel\u00edcula, entonces quiso invitarlo a su cumplea\u00f1os. Que de algo sirva mi jale de narco \u00bfno? Pero bien sacado de onda, hasta le quit\u00f3 los r\u00e1banos al pozole, qu\u00e9 mam\u00f3n \u00bfno? Tambi\u00e9n es fan de Chabelo, pero a ese men lo respeto. \u00bfSab\u00edas que ese wey sal\u00eda todos los domingos desde 1968? \u00a1Neta! Un chingo de tiempo, y a nosotros nos queda un a\u00f1o o dos pa&#8217; que mi patr\u00f3n nos ponga en la cruz&#8230; Ni modo, \u00a1Salud compa!<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/diadainconsupertrafra\/\">DIADA<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Cu\u00e9ntales c\u00f3mo lo sacamos de su casa al cabr\u00f3n! No te saques de onda. Mira lo que escribi\u00f3 en twitter el wey: \u201cun dron nos espi\u00f3 por la ventana\u201d Ja, ja, ja. 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