{"id":157263,"date":"2020-04-06T09:29:11","date_gmt":"2020-04-05T23:29:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=157263"},"modified":"2026-06-10T11:15:56","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T17:15:56","slug":"el-timbre-del-diablo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/el-timbre-del-diablo\/","title":{"rendered":"El timbre del diablo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Muchos universitarios tuvieron que regresar a sus estados, a la casa donde crecieron, en donde se formaron y el lugar donde sus pap\u00e1s los llamaban desde sus cuartos s\u00f3lo para pedirles que les subieran una taza de caf\u00e9 y el cenicero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">T\u00fa tienes que regresar a C\u00f3rdoba, Veracruz que es un lugar bastante caluroso y peque\u00f1o, si pudi\u00e9ramos compararlo con calzado ser\u00eda esa chancla de la marca del cocodrilo; es caro, te suda el pie, a veces te resbalas con ellos y ya pas\u00f3 de moda. No todo est\u00e1 mal, por lo menos tienes comida rica y buen caf\u00e9 todas las ma\u00f1anas \u00bfPero quieres eso en una chancla cerrada? No, no lo quieres. No queda m\u00e1s que resignarse\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Las ma\u00f1anas son coloridas y se acompa\u00f1an del canto de m\u00faltiples p\u00e1jaros, tu cuarto ya no tiene cortinas porque lo comenzaron a usar como almac\u00e9n -Ni mi cuarto respetan ya- dices en voz baja como tu mam\u00e1 cuando se queja de que nadie la ayuda para limpiar la casa (y las dos tienen raz\u00f3n). Ah\u00ed siguen todos tus recuerdos de la escuela, ya de plano ni te quejas de tener que estar encerrada todo un mes porque te la pasaste castigada 3 de 3 a\u00f1os de tu prepa y por lo menos 15 a\u00f1os estuviste en un cl\u00f3set, tal vez pudieron haber sido m\u00e1s, pero la calentura y las ganas de besuquearte con una desconocida en la fiesta de Halloween eran m\u00e1s grandes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pasan las horas y t\u00fa sacas y sacas papeles hasta que te encuentras con las cartas melosas de puberto enamorado que ten\u00edas guardadas en una caja -\u00bfQui\u00e9n dir\u00eda que pod\u00eda escribirle tanto a los ni\u00f1os que me gustaban? Ahora ni un ensayo de dos cuartillas puedo hacer, ni me gustan los vatos. \u00a1Qu\u00e9 cosas..!- Pero ah\u00ed est\u00e1 la primera carta que le escribiste a tu primer <em>crush<\/em> cibern\u00e9tico, una argentina que le gustaba el arte. -Chale, s\u00ed me enamoraba con bien poquito-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Por fin te llega un mensaje de tu novia, ella se qued\u00f3 en Puebla, le mandas las fotos que encontraste de cuando eras beb\u00e9 y le platicas que desde siempre has sido s\u00faper <em>cheesy<\/em>. La conversaci\u00f3n toma otro camino, te pones muy caliente y lloras tantito porqu\u00e9 no sabes hasta cu\u00e1ndo se puedan volver a ver (pero lloras m\u00e1s que nada porque no lo has hecho en todo el mes) PERO ESO NO TE QUITA LO CALIENTE \u00bfy sabes qu\u00e9 es lo peor? Qu\u00e9 nunca te has masturbado en esa cama antes, o sea\u2026 S\u00ed te besuqueaste con un par de amigas ah\u00ed pero nunca tuviste el valor de explorarte justo en ese cuarto (ni en ning\u00fan otro de la casa) pero mucho menos en tu cama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">-Ni pedo, le pondr\u00e9 seguro a la puerta y le tocar\u00e9 el timbre al diablo. Espero no est\u00e9 ocupado.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tienes unos cuantos orgasmos y entonces te preguntas qu\u00e9 tanto hiciste esos tres a\u00f1os encerrada en el cuarto, toda la pubertad desperdiciada \u00bfEn qu\u00e9? Aparte de ser bulleada porque decidiste comenzar a raparte la cabeza. -Me hubiera tocado m\u00e1s, este colch\u00f3n est\u00e1 m\u00e1s c\u00f3modo que el de la casa que rento. Aparte, en este me consta que nadie ha cogido (lloras otro tantito)- Ya se te cans\u00f3 un brazo y decides hacer el paso de la muerte. Triunfas y sigues d\u00e1ndole vuelo a la hilacha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Terminas m\u00e1s sudada que de lo que de por s\u00ed ya estabas porque vives en un lugar que es como una chancla cerrada, te lavas las manos para evitar el contagio de covid y de paso, el olor del monte (de venus) menos explorado del mundo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Por fin le pones cortinas a tu cuarto y el vecino te da las gracias desde su ventana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/nateisdreaming\/\">Fotograf\u00eda por Nate Wey<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Muchos universitarios tuvieron que regresar a sus estados, a la casa donde crecieron, en donde se formaron y el lugar donde sus pap\u00e1s los llamaban desde sus cuartos s\u00f3lo para pedirles que les subieran una taza de caf\u00e9 y el cenicero. 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