{"id":155574,"date":"2020-02-26T12:01:53","date_gmt":"2020-02-26T01:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=155574"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:27:28","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:27:28","slug":"de-chistes-no-se-nada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/de-chistes-no-se-nada\/","title":{"rendered":"De chistes no s\u00e9 nada"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>1. What is your favorite word?<br \/>\n<\/b>Reinventarse<\/p>\n<p><b>2. What did you dream last night?<br \/>\n<\/b>So\u00f1\u00e9 que reun\u00eda con varios comediantes de mi pa\u00eds, habl\u00e1bamos sobre inventar nuevos chistes y me ped\u00edan que se los escribiera. Les dije: de chistes no s\u00e9 nada. De poes\u00eda s\u00ed. Luego terminamos la velada en un stand-up con varios amigos y nos emborrachamos un mont\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><b>3. Which movie has made you laugh the most?<br \/>\n<\/b><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e_a-mGpUGQE\">Mentiroso Mentiroso<\/a><\/em>, con Jim Carrey.<\/p>\n<p><b>4. What song would you like to have played at your funeral?<br \/>\n<\/b>Uy, no s\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><b>5. What is your definition of \u00abart\u00bb?<br \/>\n<\/b>Todo lo que te logr\u00e9 hacer estremecer. Despertar. Encontrarte para salir otra vez a buscarte.<\/p>\n<p><b>6. What would be your ideal project or collaboration?<br \/>\n<\/b>Mi proyecto ideal ser\u00eda que DIY (h\u00e1galo usted mismo) se volviera m\u00e1s s\u00f3lido. Seguir aprendiendo, y eso mismo que aprendo sea \u00fatil para los dem\u00e1s y llegar lejos. A muchos sitios. A muchas personas.<\/p>\n<p><b>7. What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?<br \/>\n<\/b>Que siempre escuche mi coraz\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><b>8. If you could change anything in the world, what would you change?<br \/>\n<\/b>La falta de f\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><b>9. A penguin comes into your room with a hat on. What is the first thing he says to you and why is he in your room?<br \/>\n<\/b>Que fum\u00e9 marihuana. De otra manera no pasa<\/p>\n<p><b>10. Describe (in 100 words maximum) what you do for a living.<br \/>\n<\/b>Estoy aprendiendo a DIY que se resume a: h\u00e1galo usted mismo. Abarca eso a muchas cosas entre ellas: escribir poes\u00eda, soy comunity manager, ilustradora, fotografia, pintar con \u00f3leo y acuarelas, pastelera, manualidades.<\/p>\n<p><b><\/b>Answers: <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/cronopiosdepapel\/\">Julieta<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\nQuestions: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/abelibanezg.com\/\">Abel Iba\u00f1ez G.<\/a><\/strong><br \/>\nPhotographers:\u00a0<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/patinspirations\">Patr\u00edcia Marques<\/a><\/strong><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u00bfCu\u00e1l es tu palabra favorita? Reinventarse 2. \u00bfQu\u00e9 so\u00f1aste anoche? 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