{"id":154125,"date":"2019-01-23T09:03:33","date_gmt":"2019-01-22T22:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=154125"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:39:55","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:39:55","slug":"el-irritado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/el-irritado\/","title":{"rendered":"El irritado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me dice que el mejor psic\u00f3logo se llama Jesucristo, me regala dos tarjetas y se despide con su mirada displicente; a la cuadra prendo un pucho, la esquina huele a mutantes sudorosos y enojados, similares a m\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>-Flaco, \u00bfTiene un cuero que me regale?<br \/>\n-No, pero con esto se hace un filtro.<br \/>\n-Buena, gracias&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Pienso que el mejor psic\u00f3logo es negligente. Un polic\u00eda me mira, dos perros ladran, hay un fren\u00f3n en seco. Mucho alboroto, mi coraz\u00f3n est\u00e1 cuadriculado, hasta a m\u00ed llega el asfalto, el mundo. La sangre mancha mis talones, prefiero no voltear a ver.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1Pobre animal! -grita entre llanto, volvi\u00e9ndose desde la cuadra anterior.<br \/>\n-Jesucristo nunca se acord\u00f3 de \u00e9l. No se acuerda de nosotros, los perros callejeros.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pestrich\/\">Nastya Pestrikova<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me dice que el mejor psic\u00f3logo se llama Jesucristo, me regala dos tarjetas y se despide con su mirada displicente; a la cuadra prendo un pucho, la esquina huele a mutantes sudorosos y enojados, similares a m\u00ed. -Flaco, \u00bfTiene un cuero que me regale? -No, pero con esto se hace un filtro. -Buena, gracias&#8230; Pienso [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6238,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"acf":[],"mb":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>El irritado - ERRR MAGAZINE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/el-irritado\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"El irritado - ERRR MAGAZINE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Me dice que el mejor psic\u00f3logo se llama Jesucristo, me regala dos tarjetas y se despide con su mirada displicente; a la cuadra prendo un pucho, la esquina huele a mutantes sudorosos y enojados, similares a m\u00ed. -Flaco, \u00bfTiene un cuero que me regale? 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