{"id":154125,"date":"2019-01-23T09:03:33","date_gmt":"2019-01-22T22:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=154125"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:39:55","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:39:55","slug":"el-irritado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/el-irritado\/","title":{"rendered":"El irritado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me dice que el mejor psic\u00f3logo se llama Jesucristo, me regala dos tarjetas y se despide con su mirada displicente; a la cuadra prendo un pucho, la esquina huele a mutantes sudorosos y enojados, similares a m\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>-Flaco, \u00bfTiene un cuero que me regale?<br \/>\n-No, pero con esto se hace un filtro.<br \/>\n-Buena, gracias&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>Pienso que el mejor psic\u00f3logo es negligente. Un polic\u00eda me mira, dos perros ladran, hay un fren\u00f3n en seco. Mucho alboroto, mi coraz\u00f3n est\u00e1 cuadriculado, hasta a m\u00ed llega el asfalto, el mundo. La sangre mancha mis talones, prefiero no voltear a ver.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00a1Pobre animal! -grita entre llanto, volvi\u00e9ndose desde la cuadra anterior.<br \/>\n-Jesucristo nunca se acord\u00f3 de \u00e9l. 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