{"id":153572,"date":"2019-01-02T10:13:14","date_gmt":"2019-01-01T23:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=153572"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:44:51","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:44:51","slug":"goodbye-alissa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/goodbye-alissa\/","title":{"rendered":"Goodbye Alissa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Si est\u00e1s leyendo esto seguramente mis calzones y los tuyos ya no est\u00e1n dentro del mismo caj\u00f3n y eso es bueno porque me he hartado de esto, de ti.<\/p>\n<p>No me ha quedado m\u00e1s remedio que sacar mis cosas de esta casa, despu\u00e9s vendr\u00e9 por el sof\u00e1, me lo llevar\u00e9 porque sabes que me encanta.<\/p>\n<p>No te preocupes por la licuadora, la estufa y la cafetera. S\u00e9 que vas a sufrir m\u00e1s sin esos electrodom\u00e9sticos que sin m\u00ed y a pesar de que son m\u00edos te los regalo.<\/p>\n<p>Me gustar\u00eda decir que mis padres no ten\u00edan raz\u00f3n, pero ahora s\u00e9 que s\u00ed. Siempre me dijeron que no era buena idea que estuviera contigo, que algo ve\u00edan en ti que no les terminaba de convencer, todos lo vieron menos yo. Les debo una disculpa.<\/p>\n<p>Adem\u00e1s de esta carta tambi\u00e9n te escribo una peque\u00f1a lista de las cosas que no me gustan sobre ti y sobre esto:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No me gusta que me trates como si fuera un est\u00fapido.<\/li>\n<li>No me gusta que creas que no me doy cuenta de tus \u201csutiles\u201d coqueteos con otros.<\/li>\n<li>No me gusta tener que sentirme culpable por tus traiciones o preguntarme que me falta para que seas tan desleal conmigo.<\/li>\n<li>No me gusta tener que esperar a que cambies.<\/li>\n<li>No me gusta aceptar que mis padres ten\u00edan raz\u00f3n al decirme que no eras buena para m\u00ed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tengo mis maletas en un nuevo departamento, el flete para recoger el sof\u00e1 llega ma\u00f1ana a las 12:30 PM.<\/p>\n<p>Ya no estoy aqu\u00ed Alissa, me fui para no volver.<\/p>\n<p>Qu\u00e9date con tus ligues en Instagram y Messenger, tus excusas baratas de repente me convencieron cada vez menos. Paso de eso, feliz navidad.<\/p>\n<p><em>PD: No me digas que vas a cambiar, no me busques. Desde la primera vez que me fallaste dijiste que cambiar\u00edas, ya pasaron tres a\u00f1os y no lo hiciste, me tard\u00e9 en hacer esto.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Adi\u00f3s.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/patricia_ruiz_del_portal\/\">Patricia Ruiz del Portal<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Si est\u00e1s leyendo esto seguramente mis calzones y los tuyos ya no est\u00e1n dentro del mismo caj\u00f3n y eso es bueno porque me he hartado de esto, de ti. No me ha quedado m\u00e1s remedio que sacar mis cosas de esta casa, despu\u00e9s vendr\u00e9 por el sof\u00e1, me lo llevar\u00e9 porque sabes que me encanta. 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