{"id":152091,"date":"2019-11-25T09:01:32","date_gmt":"2019-11-24T22:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=152091"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:28:11","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:28:11","slug":"no-hay-pedo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/no-hay-pedo\/","title":{"rendered":"No hay pedo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No hay pedo, a lo mejor voy a estar valiendo verga por ti un ratito, te voy a extra\u00f1ar a media tarde y me voy a tener que morder los putos dedos para no escribirte, aguantar los jodidos insomnios y acostumbrarme a la ausencia de tu nombre en la pantalla. Pero no hay pedo, tarde o temprano vamos a olvidarnos, a conocer otros labios y a echar carcajadas con nuevos chistes malos, y vas a estar bien, y voy a estar bien, con un poquito de tiempo y algunas amistades regresar\u00e1 la calma. En serio no hay pedo, ni me debes nada ni te debo nada, botamos al cesto de basura los planes y fingimos amnesia con las promesas, tachamos los pendientes que nos quedaban y olvidamos el lugar donde nos conocimos aquella Tarde. Te juro que no hay pedo, aunque pens\u00e9 que eras el final de mi mal de amores, aunque te hac\u00eda en la cena de navidad , aunque me cague un poquito la madre la idea de volvernos ajenos, te juro que no hay pedo.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/p_wayser\/\">Pierre Wayser<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No hay pedo, a lo mejor voy a estar valiendo verga por ti un ratito, te voy a extra\u00f1ar a media tarde y me voy a tener que morder los putos dedos para no escribirte, aguantar los jodidos insomnios y acostumbrarme a la ausencia de tu nombre en la pantalla. 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