{"id":151978,"date":"2020-02-20T08:49:57","date_gmt":"2020-02-19T21:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=151978"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:27:33","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:27:33","slug":"don-pendejo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/don-pendejo\/","title":{"rendered":"Don pendejo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-\u00abYa deja de llorar, cabr\u00f3n\u00bb-. Le dije a Foster mientras est\u00e1bamos viendo una pel\u00edcula.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00abNo puedo\u00bb- me contest\u00f3 con voz ronca.<\/p>\n<p>Recientemente su novia lo dej\u00f3 por otro wey, no s\u00e9 mucho al respecto, solo s\u00e9 que la chica se hart\u00f3 de que no la respetara. Me alegra que lo haya dejado, con Foster pasa una puras tristezas. Hasta yo que soy su amiga lo s\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9ste sujeto me cont\u00f3 que la chica lo vio bes\u00e1ndose con otra, \u00e9l no se ha cansado de decir que fue la \u00fanica vez que lo hizo en los 8 meses que ten\u00edan de relaci\u00f3n, aunque yo lo hab\u00eda visto varias veces bes\u00e1ndose y ligar con otras chicas en todo este tiempo, de igual forma yo lo dejo ser.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00ab Wey, la extra\u00f1o\u00bb, me dice Foster entre l\u00e1grimas.<\/li>\n<li>\u00abD\u00e9jame ver la pinche pel\u00edcula\u00bb- le repliqu\u00e9.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Despu\u00e9s de un rato de silencio se levant\u00f3, y entre l\u00e1grimas dijo:<\/p>\n<p>-\u00abYo s\u00e9 que piensas que soy un imb\u00e9cil, que estoy as\u00ed porque soy un pendejo porque decid\u00ed fallarle a esta ruca, pero\u2026 no cre\u00ed que me iba a pesar tanto, nunca cre\u00ed que alg\u00fan d\u00eda la iba a hacer llorar y sentirse tan mierda para que decidiera buscarse a otro. Soy un pendejo y me pesa\u00bb-.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00abYa te dije que me dejes ver esta pinche pel\u00edcula, cabr\u00f3n\u00bb- Le contest\u00e9 enojada mientras sub\u00eda el volumen de la televisi\u00f3n y pensaba en lo pat\u00e9tico que se ve\u00eda llorando por algo que \u00e9l mismo se busc\u00f3. .<\/p>\n<p>La verdad es que escuchar lloriqueos de hombres pseudo arrepentidos a mi no me va, de vez en vez me tocan el coraz\u00f3n, pero es raro. Todo mundo sabe que creerle algo a esas madres con pene no resulta bien, les das la mano y te agarran la pata. Lo aprend\u00ed en mi \u00faltima relaci\u00f3n, el muy cabr\u00f3n me prometi\u00f3 m\u00e1s de cinco veces que iba a cambiar (de vieja yo creo). Pero bueno, esta historia no habla sobre m\u00ed (no expl\u00edcitamente).<\/p>\n<p>La pel\u00edcula estuvo muy bonita, habr\u00eda estado mejor si Foster no se la hubiera pasado lloriqueando, pero la vida nunca est\u00e1 a pedir de boca.<\/p>\n<p>A mi me gusta ver los cr\u00e9ditos de las pel\u00edculas, para m\u00ed una pel\u00edcula no se acaba hasta que pasan todos los cr\u00e9ditos. En cuanto \u00e9stos se acabaron apague el televisor, le di un trago a mi chela y le dije a Foster:<\/p>\n<p>-\u00abMira, no s\u00e9 si realmente te duela el hecho de haberla perdido o si solo est\u00e1s as\u00ed porque la idea de que otro wey se la est\u00e1 tirando es la que te est\u00e1 consumiendo, no lo s\u00e9 y ciertamente no me importa, solo ten por seguro que el sujeto con el que ahora est\u00e1 es mucho mejor que t\u00fa y eso es bueno porque significa que ella aprendi\u00f3 la lecci\u00f3n: NO ANDAR CON PENDEJOS\u2026 yo s\u00e9 que no te lo est\u00e1s pasando bien, solo sigue llorando, se te va a pasar\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Y as\u00ed fue&#8230;Foster sigui\u00f3 llorando hasta las 2: 20 AM mientras escuchaba canciones de moenia y belanova, luego se qued\u00f3 dormido sobre la alfombra de la sala. Al final le avent\u00e9 una cobija con un tigre estampado, hac\u00eda fr\u00edo.<\/p>\n<p>A veces las personas la cagan, lastiman a la gente que dicen querer y cuando se dan cuenta de lo que hicieron, es tarde para remediarlo. Too late, bitch.<\/p>\n<p>Da igual, buenas noches, Foster. Para la otra me dejas ver a puta pel\u00edcula, ya ni entend\u00ed el final, no s\u00e9 si Catherine avent\u00f3 a su mam\u00e1 o si la mam\u00e1 se tropez\u00f3 y cay\u00f3 sola.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/p_wayser\/\">Pierre Wayser<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-\u00abYa deja de llorar, cabr\u00f3n\u00bb-. Le dije a Foster mientras est\u00e1bamos viendo una pel\u00edcula. -\u00abNo puedo\u00bb- me contest\u00f3 con voz ronca. Recientemente su novia lo dej\u00f3 por otro wey, no s\u00e9 mucho al respecto, solo s\u00e9 que la chica se hart\u00f3 de que no la respetara. 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