{"id":151857,"date":"2019-11-18T09:17:25","date_gmt":"2019-11-17T22:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=151857"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:28:17","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:28:17","slug":"12-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/12-2\/","title":{"rendered":"12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doce cosas que me gusta hacer contigo:<\/p>\n<p>1.- Comer sand\u00eda con cuchara.<br \/>\n2.- Dibujarle cejas a la mascota.<br \/>\n3.- Ver pel\u00edculas y series de terror.<br \/>\n4.- Verte mientras te ba\u00f1as.<br \/>\n5.- Comer de pie a lado de la estufa.<br \/>\n6.- Concursos de ver qui\u00e9n se viste m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido que el otro.<br \/>\n7.- Sacar tus vellos enterrados de tu barba.<br \/>\n8.- Escuchar m\u00fasica mala que a m\u00ed me gusta pero a ti no.<br \/>\n9.- Pistear en vasos con forma de cr\u00e1neo.<br \/>\n10.- Ir al s\u00faper e impedir que compres cosas que no necesitas.<br \/>\n11.- Re\u00edrme porque le dices \u201ctorta\u201d al lonche.<br \/>\n12.- Tomarte selfies con filtros de Instagram mientras duermes.<\/p>\n<p>PD. 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