{"id":151124,"date":"2019-11-07T09:43:27","date_gmt":"2019-11-06T22:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=151124"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:28:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:28:31","slug":"vips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/vips\/","title":{"rendered":"VIPS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfCu\u00e1l es el lugar apropiado para terminar una relaci\u00f3n amorosa?<\/p>\n<p>A m\u00ed me terminaron en un VIPS. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 ah\u00ed? No sabr\u00eda decirles. Me cit\u00f3 en ese lugar y acud\u00ed. Llegu\u00e9 media hora antes para saber c\u00f3mo estaba el movimiento, pero s\u00f3lo hab\u00eda tres mesas ocupadas. Eso me tranquiliz\u00f3: nadie nos ver\u00eda llorando y discutiendo.<\/p>\n<p>Ped\u00ed un caf\u00e9 americano que apenas toqu\u00e9 mientras esperaba a que ella llegara. Finalmente lleg\u00f3. Ella lleg\u00f3. Me levant\u00e9 y quise saludarla, como siempre, pero ella rechaz\u00f3 aquel beso, el \u00faltimo. Se sent\u00f3 y comenz\u00f3 a hablar. Yo no escuchaba sus palabras, en mi mente s\u00f3lo hab\u00eda preguntas: <em>\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me hab\u00eda enamorado de ella? \u00bfQu\u00e9 nos hizo permanecer tanto tiempo juntos? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 nos estamos separando? \u00bfAlg\u00fan d\u00eda volveremos a estar juntos?<\/em> No quise saber si esas preguntas ten\u00edan respuesta. Mientras ella segu\u00eda hablando yo asent\u00eda mec\u00e1nicamente con la cabeza como si estuviera de acuerdo con todo lo que dec\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Transcurrieron dos horas. Los reclamos, las mentiras y los resentimientos nos empujarnos a decirnos adi\u00f3s. Ya no hab\u00eda vuelta atr\u00e1s, hab\u00edamos terminado. Ella se levant\u00f3 y se fue. Yo me qued\u00e9 sentado, tom\u00e9 mi taza de caf\u00e9, le di un sorbo y la dej\u00e9. Coloqu\u00e9 mi cabeza sobre la mesa y cerr\u00e9 lo ojos. 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