{"id":150089,"date":"2019-10-28T01:00:26","date_gmt":"2019-10-27T14:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=150089"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:29:50","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:29:50","slug":"lamer-la-escarcha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/lamer-la-escarcha\/","title":{"rendered":"Lamer la escarcha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Intento salir a caminar todos los d\u00edas. No s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 pero los domingos me cuesta m\u00e1s trabajo que otros d\u00edas. De cualquier manera lo logr\u00e9. Sal\u00ed a dar un paseo al parque.<\/p>\n<p>Mientras caminaba, iba mirando el suelo y de pronto vi una piedra extra\u00f1a. La levant\u00e9. Estaba tibia y ol\u00eda a pescado. No era una piedra: alguien comi\u00f3 ostiones y olvid\u00f3 la concha en el suelo. No me gustan los ostiones, pero por alguna raz\u00f3n me dieron ganas de lamer la concha. Lam\u00eda la concha y lo estaba disfrutando hasta que un perro salchicha se me ech\u00f3 encima. Me atac\u00f3 por la espalda. Los due\u00f1os del perro tardaron un rato en controlar a la bestia.<\/p>\n<p>Hace m\u00e1s de diez a\u00f1os, cuando estudiaba en la universidad, Bob y yo no \u00e9ramos amigos todav\u00eda, \u00e9l era mi maestro de literatura. Para su clase, leimos <em>Compa\u00f1\u00eda<\/em>, de Samuel Beckett. Tambi\u00e9n le\u00edmos <em>Esperando a Godot<\/em>. Pero mi libro favorito de Beckett es <em>Molloy<\/em>. Recuerdo en especial la parte en donde uno de los personajes lame sus piedras. Ese libro lo le\u00ed hasta despu\u00e9s de terminar la universidad. Entonces Bob y yo ya \u00e9ramos muy buenos amigos.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando era ni\u00f1o y termin\u00e9 de ver <em><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/PMhJdKGkJk0?t=29\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dumb &amp; Dumber<\/a><\/em>, fui a la cocina, abr\u00ed el congelador y puse mi lengua en el caj\u00f3n para lamer la escarcha. La lengua se peg\u00f3 al hielo. Me qued\u00e9 all\u00ed pegado un momento y luego me jal\u00e9 hacia atr\u00e1s para despegarme. Un trozo de mi lengua se desprendi\u00f3 y qued\u00f3 pegado en el caj\u00f3n. Hab\u00eda un poco de sangre. Me dio un escalofr\u00edo. Me sent\u00ed un poco decepcionado. Desde entonces solamente lamo objetos tibios.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intento salir a caminar todos los d\u00edas. No s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 pero los domingos me cuesta m\u00e1s trabajo que otros d\u00edas. De cualquier manera lo logr\u00e9. Sal\u00ed a dar un paseo al parque. 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