{"id":149588,"date":"2019-10-30T01:00:09","date_gmt":"2019-10-29T14:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=149588"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:29:49","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:29:49","slug":"feliz-cumpleanos-bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/feliz-cumpleanos-bob\/","title":{"rendered":"Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, Bob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy tuve mucha comez\u00f3n en la cabeza. Sospecho que agarr\u00e9 pulgas en alg\u00fan lado. Probablemente fue en el parque cuando me sent\u00e9 en una banca a tomar el sol. Me pregunto si Robert Smith habr\u00e1 tenido pulgas alguna vez: puedo imaginarlo rasc\u00e1ndose la cabeza.<\/p>\n<p>Hace rato mord\u00ed un trozo de jengibre. Rom\u00e1n me cont\u00f3 que su pap\u00e1 lo mastica cuando siente que se est\u00e1 enfermando. Lo mord\u00ed y lo escup\u00ed enseguida. Demasiado fuerte. Creo que tengo fiebre. Siento los ojos pesados.<\/p>\n<p>Si no hubiera muerto hace casi dos meses, hoy Bob cumplir\u00eda 45 a\u00f1os. Supongo que de todas formas sigue siendo su cumplea\u00f1os, s\u00f3lo que \u00e9l ya no est\u00e1 para festejarlo. \u00abI\u2019d like to see you try, I\u2019d like to see you win the fight\u00bb, dice <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/3LmTSyXq2_k\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">la canci\u00f3n que escucho<\/a>. A m\u00ed tambi\u00e9n me hubiera gustado eso.<\/p>\n<p>Feliz cumplea\u00f1os, Bob. Sigo rasc\u00e1ndome la cabeza mientras intento quedarme dormido. Quiz\u00e1 sea m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil esperar a que se duerman las pulgas primero.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoy tuve mucha comez\u00f3n en la cabeza. Sospecho que agarr\u00e9 pulgas en alg\u00fan lado. Probablemente fue en el parque cuando me sent\u00e9 en una banca a tomar el sol. Me pregunto si Robert Smith habr\u00e1 tenido pulgas alguna vez: puedo imaginarlo rasc\u00e1ndose la cabeza. 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