{"id":149291,"date":"2019-10-23T01:00:12","date_gmt":"2019-10-22T14:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=149291"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:30:03","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:30:03","slug":"50-cosas-que-me-cagan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/50-cosas-que-me-cagan\/","title":{"rendered":"50 cosas que me cagan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Me caga Coldplay<br \/>\n2. Me caga New Order<br \/>\n3. Me caga Blue Monday<br \/>\n4. Me caga la zanahoria<br \/>\n5. Me caga la cebolla (cruda)<br \/>\n6. Me caga Enrique Bunbury<br \/>\n7. Me caga el calor<br \/>\n8. Me caga el tr\u00e1fico<br \/>\n9. Me caga la ropa fosforescente<br \/>\n10. Me caga la t\u00eda chismosa<br \/>\n11. Me caga la mentira<br \/>\n12. Me caga ver a mis amigos llorar<br \/>\n13. Me caga ver las istories-selfies del chico que me gusta y no poder reaccionar con un emoji enamorado<br \/>\n14. Me caga no tener a quien besar<br \/>\n15. Me caga la impuntualidad<br \/>\n16. Me caga llegar tarde<br \/>\n17. Me caga que me dejen en visto<br \/>\n18. Me caga la fruta con textura arenosa<br \/>\n19. Me caga la comida caliente<br \/>\n20. Me caga la indiferencia<br \/>\n21. Me caga ser sensible<br \/>\n22. Me caga la gente irrespetuosa<br \/>\n23. Me caga que tiren basura en la calle y transporte p\u00fablico<br \/>\n24. Me caga extra\u00f1ar<br \/>\n25. Me caga la hipocres\u00eda<br \/>\n26. Me caga que los hombres tengan las u\u00f1as largas<br \/>\n27. Me caga que te cancelen el plan a la mera hora<br \/>\n28. Me caga que llueva cuando tengo que salir<br \/>\n29. Me caga que se empa\u00f1en mis lentes<br \/>\n30. Me caga el olor a gas<br \/>\n31. Me caga el gato y la gata<br \/>\n32. Me caga ser delicada<br \/>\n33. Me caga la mala ortograf\u00eda<br \/>\n34. Me caga el transbordo del Metro Pantitl\u00e1n L1<br \/>\n35. Me caga que se te queden viendo cuando llegas alg\u00fan lugar<br \/>\n36. Me caga ser miedosa<br \/>\n37. Me caga que abusen de lxs dem\u00e1s<br \/>\n38. Me caga que te pidan cosas en la oficina de \u00faltima hora<br \/>\n39. Me caga\u00a0recordar momentos que no volver\u00e1n<br \/>\n40. Me caga\u00a0hacer operaciones matem\u00e1ticas<br \/>\n41. Me caga mi vecina<br \/>\n42. Me caga una prima hermana paterna<br \/>\n43. Me caga que toquen el clax\u00f3n como hist\u00e9ricos<br \/>\n44. Me caga olvidar mis aud\u00edfonos en casa<br \/>\n45. Me caga que se descargue r\u00e1pido el celular<br \/>\n46. Me caga no volver a ver a personas que significaron mucho en mi vida<br \/>\n47. Me caga ver que mi crush ya tiene crush<br \/>\n48. Me caga que le bajen a mi m\u00fasica<br \/>\n49. Me caga que no me presten atenci\u00f3n<br \/>\n50. Me caga enojarme<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/canovix\/\">Martin Canova<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Me caga Coldplay 2. Me caga New Order 3. 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