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1. Me caga Coldplay
\n2. Me caga New Order
\n3. Me caga Blue Monday
\n4. Me caga la zanahoria
\n5. Me caga la cebolla (cruda)
\n6. Me caga Enrique Bunbury
\n7. Me caga el calor
\n8. Me caga el tr\u00e1fico
\n9. Me caga la ropa fosforescente
\n10. Me caga la t\u00eda chismosa
\n11. Me caga la mentira
\n12. Me caga ver a mis amigos llorar
\n13. Me caga ver las istories-selfies del chico que me gusta y no poder reaccionar con un emoji enamorado
\n14. Me caga no tener a quien besar
\n15. Me caga la impuntualidad
\n16. Me caga llegar tarde
\n17. Me caga que me dejen en visto
\n18. Me caga la fruta con textura arenosa
\n19. Me caga la comida caliente
\n20. Me caga la indiferencia
\n21. Me caga ser sensible
\n22. Me caga la gente irrespetuosa
\n23. Me caga que tiren basura en la calle y transporte p\u00fablico
\n24. Me caga extra\u00f1ar
\n25. Me caga la hipocres\u00eda
\n26. Me caga que los hombres tengan las u\u00f1as largas
\n27. Me caga que te cancelen el plan a la mera hora
\n28. Me caga que llueva cuando tengo que salir
\n29. Me caga que se empa\u00f1en mis lentes
\n30. Me caga el olor a gas
\n31. Me caga el gato y la gata
\n32. Me caga ser delicada
\n33. Me caga la mala ortograf\u00eda
\n34. Me caga el transbordo del Metro Pantitl\u00e1n L1
\n35. Me caga que se te queden viendo cuando llegas alg\u00fan lugar
\n36. Me caga ser miedosa
\n37. Me caga que abusen de lxs dem\u00e1s
\n38. Me caga que te pidan cosas en la oficina de \u00faltima hora
\n39. Me caga\u00a0recordar momentos que no volver\u00e1n
\n40. Me caga\u00a0hacer operaciones matem\u00e1ticas
\n41. Me caga mi vecina
\n42. Me caga una prima hermana paterna
\n43. Me caga que toquen el clax\u00f3n como hist\u00e9ricos
\n44. Me caga olvidar mis aud\u00edfonos en casa
\n45. Me caga que se descargue r\u00e1pido el celular
\n46. Me caga no volver a ver a personas que significaron mucho en mi vida
\n47. Me caga ver que mi crush ya tiene crush
\n48. Me caga que le bajen a mi m\u00fasica
\n49. Me caga que no me presten atenci\u00f3n
\n50. Me caga enojarme<\/p>\n

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