{"id":140496,"date":"2019-01-21T09:09:16","date_gmt":"2019-01-20T22:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=140496"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:39:59","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:39:59","slug":"un-poema-a-mis-aguacates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/un-poema-a-mis-aguacates\/","title":{"rendered":"Un poema a mis aguacates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Llevo tres semanas sin pisar la cocina de mi departamento.<\/p>\n<p>Entre trastes sucios, servilletas con mocos, cucarachas beb\u00e9s y un sin fin de cartas que lo \u00fanico que traen son gastos innecesarios, encuentro un aguacate.<\/p>\n<p>Aquel aguacate que compraste para m\u00ed la \u00faltima vez que te vi ah\u00ed, con una camisa m\u00eda y un calz\u00f3n viejo tuyo.<\/p>\n<p>El aguacate ya se ve viejo, rancio, podrido, aplastado, maloliente, inquieto y muerto.<\/p>\n<p>No quiero tirarlo a la basura, es el \u00fanico recuerdo que tengo de ti.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Llevo tres semanas sin pisar la cocina de mi departamento. 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