{"id":140118,"date":"2018-12-17T14:20:40","date_gmt":"2018-12-17T03:20:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=140118"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:44:52","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:44:52","slug":"pastel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/pastel\/","title":{"rendered":"Pastel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Una relaci\u00f3n sentimental es como un pastel. Glorioso se ve por fuera, pero por dentro todo esta comprimido esperando estallar y ese es el momento donde dicen: &#8220;\u00a1Mor-di-da, Mor-di-da!&#8221;. D\u00e1ndole as\u00ed la verdadera apariencia a tu pastel, un lado bonito y otro feo, con ese cr\u00e1ter llamado &#8220;Mordida&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Lloras al ver que poco a poco el pastel se va acabando. Se comieron todas las rebanadas, las cuales defecaran en unas horas. Las migajas que quedan son el recuerdo de ese hermoso pastel.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00f1os despu\u00e9s ya no vas a recordar ni sentir ese dolor. 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