{"id":139601,"date":"2018-11-12T09:29:03","date_gmt":"2018-11-11T22:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=139601"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:45:37","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:45:37","slug":"sara-la-estatua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/sara-la-estatua\/","title":{"rendered":"Sara la Estatua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sara la Estatua era la perla del <em>Club Osiris<\/em>. El relumbr\u00f3n m\u00e1s descarnado y s\u00edsmico del local. El caramelo necesario para cualquier noche de tos. Un arrebatador piojal de curvas due\u00f1o de todos los espasmos de la clientela. La gran rubia.<\/p>\n<p>Por aquellos a\u00f1os el <em>Club Osiris<\/em> era el <em>night club <\/em>m\u00e1s afamado de la N-630, y Sara, su travesti mejor dotado. Por eso andaba mosqueado con su buena racha, siempre al <em>linquindoi<\/em>, como mirando de reojo, como desconfiado. Y es que nada le hab\u00eda salido demasiado bien nunca. Era un gran perdedor, uno de los mejores.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando su novio Mamadou se larg\u00f3 para casarse en Senegal, Sara no pudo m\u00e1s; se meti\u00f3 en el cuarto, se bebi\u00f3 cuatro chapitas de DYC y se clav\u00f3 un disparo. Con el mamoneo del ruido, todas las chicas corrieron a ver; en el pasillo lloraban abrazadas y casi no dejaban sitio para que el gerente pasara. Con un \u00fanico vistazo pudo comprobar que estaba sin conocimiento pero que no era tan grave. La bala hab\u00eda salido rompiendo solo m\u00fasculos. Mand\u00f3 llamar a un m\u00e9dico.<\/p>\n<p>En la radio, sobre la mesita de noche, sonaba <em>Nada te sale bien, mi vida, nada te sale bien<\/em>, de los Hermanos Araujo.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/canovix\/\">Martin Canova<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sara la Estatua era la perla del Club Osiris. El relumbr\u00f3n m\u00e1s descarnado y s\u00edsmico del local. 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