{"id":138963,"date":"2018-11-05T10:20:07","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T23:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=138963"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:48:58","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:48:58","slug":"leche-nido","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/leche-nido\/","title":{"rendered":"Leche nido"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Estuve so\u00f1ando sobre cosas rar\u00edsimas. Una palabra: Desplomar. Dos palabras: Te odio. Tres palabras: Chinga tu madre.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Si concentrar\u00e1 todas mis energ\u00edas en pensar en qu\u00e9 hacer con la vida seguro llegar\u00eda a los 40 sinti\u00e9ndome de 27 y a\u00fan no tendr\u00eda ganas de morir. El domingo escuch\u00e9 cosas que no entend\u00ed, tal vez nunca entienda todo por completo.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Lo complicado de los lunes es que la cama huele a fin de semana y dan ganas de quedarse ah\u00ed, arrullando a demonios chiquitos que no quieren irse a su infierno y empiezan a picotearte sobre todas tus responsabilidades; bueno, entonces, empiezas a hacer una lista de todos los pendientes que no hiciste durante todo el mes \u00bfPor qu\u00e9? Hay muchos pretextos, pero la verdad es pura pendejada m\u00eda. Liz dice que un igl\u00fa no sirve de nada, yo le digo que la verdad ninguna cosa sirve de nada y comemos cereal con leche nido (la leche nido tambi\u00e9n se puede inhalar, sabe bastante bien, la verdad), pasamos la ma\u00f1ana viendo los bichos del jard\u00edn de casa de su mam\u00e1 y viendo caricaturas mientras hacemos una que otra pregunta sobre nuestros nuevos descubrimientos de la vida y sobre que sentir\u00e1 la gente que monea. Despu\u00e9s, despu\u00e9s, despu\u00e9s. Un bache me hace caer de la bicicleta y besar el suelo, me siento contento por ver sangre salir de mi boca, camino, un perro pasa, una se\u00f1ora pasa, un cami\u00f3n de chescos pasa.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tengo que decirlo, por favor, se\u00f1ora, deje de pellizcar al ni\u00f1o.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/canovix\/\">Martin Canova<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Estuve so\u00f1ando sobre cosas rar\u00edsimas. Una palabra: Desplomar. Dos palabras: Te odio. Tres palabras: Chinga tu madre.\u00a0 Si concentrar\u00e1 todas mis energ\u00edas en pensar en qu\u00e9 hacer con la vida seguro llegar\u00eda a los 40 sinti\u00e9ndome de 27 y a\u00fan no tendr\u00eda ganas de morir. 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