{"id":138937,"date":"2018-11-05T10:17:54","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T23:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=138937"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:49:00","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:49:00","slug":"no-es-cuando-quieras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/no-es-cuando-quieras\/","title":{"rendered":"no es cuando quieras"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>american boy. jacuzzi. how chlich\u00e9\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>no eras m\u00e1s interesante que solo voltear al otro lado para ver como el mar no se mov\u00eda en lo m\u00e1s m\u00ednimo, prefer\u00eda pensar en lo peque\u00f1a que era la existencia de todos en el barco comparada con el mar que saber a qu\u00e9 te dedicabas; a\u00fan as\u00ed me interrump\u00edas cada ciertos minutos con alguna pregunta est\u00fapida.<\/p>\n<p>est\u00e1bamos juntos en el calor del jacuzzi una hora por lo mucho, no contestaba m\u00e1s de dos palabras a tus preguntas m\u00e1s las que fing\u00ed no escuchar por el se\u00f1or que cantaba en la hora de m\u00fasica.<\/p>\n<p>despu\u00e9s te encontraba a ti m\u00e1s interesante que a lo otro, me encontraba a m\u00ed y a m\u00ed lenguaje corporal, interesada, m\u00e1s amiga, convencida que debajo de toda la piel roja por el sol y tus rid\u00edculos lentes de sol hab\u00eda alguien interesante.<\/p>\n<p>cuando yo ya quer\u00eda el tiempo hab\u00eda pasado y ahora ya no nos encontr\u00e1bamos en el jacuzzi, las horas de cena ya no coincid\u00edan\u00a0 y el cansancio de las excursiones nos separ\u00f3 tambi\u00e9n de las otras actividades tambi\u00e9n afect\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>s\u00ed cierro los ojos a\u00fan te siento, a\u00fan escucho tus preguntas sin sentido y a\u00fan te veo con tus dad shoes y las calcetas hasta arriba.<\/p>\n<p>rid\u00edculamente me gusto un american boy de pies a cabeza, pero cuando yo quise ya no exist\u00eda tiempo.<\/p>\n<p>Photography by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/p_wayser\/\">Pierre Wayser<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>american boy. jacuzzi. how chlich\u00e9\u00a0 no eras m\u00e1s interesante que solo voltear al otro lado para ver como el mar no se mov\u00eda en lo m\u00e1s m\u00ednimo, prefer\u00eda pensar en lo peque\u00f1a que era la existencia de todos en el barco comparada con el mar que saber a qu\u00e9 te dedicabas; 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