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Mi hermana sali\u00f3 Lady Gaga, golfa y callejera. Desde muy chica tuvo querencia por los machos de la plazoleta. Mi hermana no tard\u00f3 mucho en tener su chulo y su cuarto en el Club Osiris<\/em>. Despu\u00e9s mi madre muri\u00f3 de uno de mama y de pena. Pasados los a\u00f1os y con la jubilaci\u00f3n mierdosa de Fertiberia, mi padre se dio a las putas. Una noche, borracho, baj\u00f3 a la nacional y pill\u00f3 a una tal Maica que llevaba peluca rubia y peras y nalgas desmesuradas. Cuando mi padre dio su tarjeta para el cobro, ella vio el nombre y los apellidos y se call\u00f3. As\u00ed fue como mi hermana conoci\u00f3 que su culo hab\u00eda sido por 23 minutos de su padre. Despidi\u00e9ndolo, pens\u00f3 orgullosa que la mayor\u00eda no llegaba al cuarto de hora.<\/p>\n

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Mi hermana sali\u00f3 Lady Gaga, golfa y callejera. Desde muy chica tuvo querencia por los machos de la plazoleta. Mi hermana no tard\u00f3 mucho en tener su chulo y su cuarto en el Club Osiris. Despu\u00e9s mi madre muri\u00f3 de uno de mama y de pena. Pasados los a\u00f1os y con la jubilaci\u00f3n mierdosa de […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6085,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7997],"tags":[5755,16030,6798,16028,5637,16029,5912,2552,6744,16031],"class_list":["post-138660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-textos","tag-calle","tag-club","tag-culo","tag-golfa","tag-hermana","tag-machos","tag-madre","tag-padre","tag-putas","tag-rubia"],"acf":[],"mb":[],"yoast_head":"\nMi hermana - ERRR MAGAZINE<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/mi-hermana\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Mi hermana - ERRR MAGAZINE\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Mi hermana sali\u00f3 Lady Gaga, golfa y callejera. 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