{"id":137644,"date":"2018-09-08T14:13:43","date_gmt":"2018-09-08T04:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=137644"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:50:11","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:50:11","slug":"fuck-you-thats-how-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/jodanse-asi-soy\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck you, that's me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I speak without tact and shit, sorry, it is inevitable for me not to be like that, I don't even realize; I think out loud, I curse without realizing it and everything is misunderstood.<\/p>\n<p>But it is logical, it is mundane, how can you be so stupid, illogical and unpunctual?<\/p>\n<p>Wake up, people, I'm not tactful.<\/p>\n<p>No offense, but I get offended.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stefanomajno.com\/\">Stefano Majno<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hablo sin tacto y mierda, perd\u00f3n, me es inevitable no ser as\u00ed, ni cuenta me doy; que pienso en voz alta, maldigo sin cuenta y todo se mal se mal entienda. 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