{"id":137544,"date":"2018-09-08T14:04:18","date_gmt":"2018-09-08T04:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=137544"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:50:18","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:50:18","slug":"para-las-desinformadas-y-despistadas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/para-las-desinformadas-y-despistadas\/","title":{"rendered":"Para las desinformadas y despistadas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A mi nunca me dijeron nada, ni cu\u00e1ndo, ni c\u00f3mo, ni porqu\u00e9. La t\u00eda Patricia, a\u00fan con su matriz infantil intent\u00f3 explicarme, pero termin\u00f3 llorando y abraz\u00e1ndome, llen\u00e1ndome de l\u00e1grimas, amor, mocos y envidia. Mi padre, tartamudeaba cuando quer\u00eda hablar de eso, pero bueno, tuve que responder mis propias preguntas. Ahora s\u00e9 que las curitas no parar\u00e1n el sangrado y me doler\u00e1 al arrancarlas, tambi\u00e9n s\u00e9 que las toallas femeninas tienen muchos qu\u00edmicos y producen mucha basura, pero la copa se\u00f1ores, la copa es lo de hoy, al principio me asustaba un poco la idea de meter ese vasito y llenarlo con mi fluido carmes\u00ed. Descubr\u00ed que guardar tu sangre es muy importante, digo puedes abonar tus plantitas, dar volumen y brillo a tu cabello, pero lo que nadie te dijo ni te dir\u00e1 (a excepci\u00f3n de mi) es que la sangre de tu tercer mes, en tu tercer d\u00eda, es un ingrediente clave para una p\u00f3cima de amor, hubiera preferido que fuera para generar m\u00e1s dinero, pero bueno. No me preguntes c\u00f3mo lo supe, t\u00fa s\u00f3lo mezcla tu sangre con 3 ml de aceite de ortiga, 4 gramos de ceniza de pino, una pizca de amapola (ojo, cuando lo mezcles piensa en tu v\u00edctima) fr\u00f3talo en cuello, manos y pecho. Si\u00e9ntete libre de usar mi receta, te quiero.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stefanomajno.com\/\">Stefano Majno<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mi nunca me dijeron nada, ni cu\u00e1ndo, ni c\u00f3mo, ni porqu\u00e9. La t\u00eda Patricia, a\u00fan con su matriz infantil intent\u00f3 explicarme, pero termin\u00f3 llorando y abraz\u00e1ndome, llen\u00e1ndome de l\u00e1grimas, amor, mocos y envidia. Mi padre, tartamudeaba cuando quer\u00eda hablar de eso, pero bueno, tuve que responder mis propias preguntas. 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