{"id":137048,"date":"2018-07-28T14:04:59","date_gmt":"2018-07-28T04:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=137048"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:52:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:52:23","slug":"una-carta-que-no-voy-a-entregarte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/una-carta-que-no-voy-a-entregarte\/","title":{"rendered":"Una carta que no voy a entregarte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dear friend:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Las cosas por este planeta siguen siendo de locos, sigo abusando del alcohol y fumo marihuana antes de dormir; el gato que me regalo Ana y yo no hemos creado lazos, solo viene a comer por la ma\u00f1ana y rara vez se aparece por la tarde, su frialdad me ha hecho cometer el est\u00fapido acto de secuestrar a la gata de mi vecina y juguetear con ella por todo este planeta, le gusta subirse a l<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">a cama y devorar las cosas picosas que suelo comer en d\u00edas de lluvia. Me gustar\u00eda tener novedades para contarte, decirte (por ejemplo) que aprend\u00ed franc\u00e9s, que me gane la loter\u00eda o que repare la gotera del cuarto donde est\u00e1 mi closet, pero ac\u00e1 todo sigue como lo dejaste, quisiera poder asegurarte que as\u00ed seguir\u00e1 por mucho tiempo pero cada d\u00eda que pasa me voy curando de ti y estoy seguro que cualquier d\u00eda de estos me voy a la verga.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hay d\u00edas donde suelo victimizarme mientras escribo para ti, me miento y me hago decir que \u201cte extra\u00f1o\u201d, como si la palabra contuviera el peso de una nube negra a punto de derrumbarse, y al hacer uso de ella (autom\u00e1ticamente) me extra\u00f1aras tambi\u00e9n; otra veces me convenzo de que lo nuestro tuvo forma de todo menos de amor, que te idealice m\u00e1s de lo debido y que lo mucho que sufro lo merezco por pendejo. Como ya dije: dueles menos, y ser\u00e1 cuesti\u00f3n de d\u00edas para que usted, antes que yo, se vaya mucho a la verga.<\/p>\n<p>Un poco tuyo (aun), Jes\u00fas R\u00edos.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bambilucy\/\">Luciana Giachino<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querido amigo: Las cosas por este planeta siguen siendo de locos, sigo abusando del alcohol y fumo marihuana antes de dormir; el gato que me regalo Ana y yo no hemos creado lazos, solo viene a comer por la ma\u00f1ana y rara vez se aparece por la tarde, su frialdad me ha hecho cometer el [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5268,"featured_media":137077,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17385],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-writing"],"acf":[],"mb":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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