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Tener ex es que te ganen todos los tazos.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es c\u00f3mo tener un trabajo bien culero al que no puedes renunciar.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es un spoiler.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es jugar a la ouija para hablar con los vivos.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es un acto performance que nadie entiende.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es recibir un regalo feo de intercambio.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es romper tu c\u00e1mara del movil.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es olvidar el helado en la cajuela.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que s\u00f3lo queden Coronas.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es un bar en donde no dejan fumar.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que se te acaben los cigarros a la mitad de la noche.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es no alcanzar a comprar cerveza en el oxxo.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es prestar libros.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es olvidar el cargador en casa.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que se te rompa la mochila y tener que llevarte las cosas en una bolsa.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es no ir a The 1975 y ver las historias en ig de @AlfredoBazaldua.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que @teruriru_ no suba video.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que te corten el Netflix.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es defender a Android.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es tener iphone 4.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es comprar vinilos pero no tener tocadiscos.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es saberse todas las canciones de Regina Spektor.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es recordar que existe Alanis Morissette.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es no recordar tu contrase\u00f1a de myspace.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es c\u00f3mo los comerciales de Spotify.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es no saber poner acentos.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es cortar tus aud\u00edfonos con la puerta del auto.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es ver videos de dross y sentir miedo.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es tener tierra en las s\u00e1banas.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es no tener un enchufe cerca de la cama.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que tu movil no cargue durante la noche.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que te toque el control descompuesto del play.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es comprar un pollito pintado en el tianguis.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es tuitear con typos.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que no pongan Trainspotting en los cines de tu ciudad.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es ver una pel\u00edcula doblada porque ya no hab\u00eda boletos para verla subtitulada.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es compar un boleto de avi\u00f3n equivocado.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que el profe siempre diga mal tu nombre.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que te mate Rugal en las maquinitas.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es ponerte los zapatos al rev\u00e9s y no darte cuenta.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es que se te caiga helado de chocolate en tu su\u00e9ter blanco de H&M.<\/p>\n

Tener ex es como dormir en un cuarto de una casa que nunca terminaron de construir.<\/p>\n

Photographers: Luciana Giachino<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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