{"id":136394,"date":"2018-07-15T01:14:08","date_gmt":"2018-07-15T07:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=136394"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:52:49","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:52:49","slug":"plop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/plop\/","title":{"rendered":"PLOP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El lic Jim\u00e9nez de familia pobre, pero con hambre de rico, sab\u00eda que no pertenec\u00eda ah\u00ed, deja tu eso mas bien no quer\u00eda, no lo merec\u00eda, una criatura cegada por\u2026 ambici\u00f3n, eso era Jim\u00e9nez. Estaba m\u00e1s arriba de la media en sus aptitudes escolares, sab\u00eda lo que quer\u00eda, dinero f\u00e1cil, tal vez no tan limpio. \u00a1Rata! \u00bfde dos patas? \u00a1Te estoy hablando a ti! Entonces el se\u00f1or se mete a la universidad y se parte la madre en ella, sale y encuentra trabajo en el gobierno \u00a1ya estuvo plebes, me les largo al deefe! Su madre llore y llore, orgullosa, prepara una cenota, pedota y sepa la bola que m\u00e1s. Total, se muda el licenciao, se hace de su puesto, tiene una oficina minimalista, amueblada por el dise\u00f1ador Fen Chuy, todas las secretarias quer\u00edan ir a sentarse sobre el sill\u00f3n negro con reposabrazos hechos con colmillo de elefante albino \u00a1ay guaooo, no lo pueo creer! \u00bfosea neta esto es de esos animaloteeesss? Incre\u00edble. Jim\u00e9nez de veritas disfrutaba de su nueva vida, de cuando en cuando le mandaba dinero a su familia, se pon\u00eda bien pedo todos los d\u00edas, coshaba con qui\u00e9n sabe qui\u00e9n, ten\u00eda el s\u00edndrome de la gripa colombiana, en resumen, el vato era el pinche Taz. Total, el vato se enbronc\u00f3 con unos de la plaza, lo amenazaron de muerte, le dieron chance al vato nomas con la condici\u00f3n de que dejara todo su dinero y se largara a su puto pueblo culero. Ah\u00ed va el Jim\u00e9nez de regreso a su choza, l\u00e1grimas en sus ojos, mocos en su mano. Nadie le pregunt\u00f3 nada, fue como si nunca se hubiera ido.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/crimeamazles\/\">mosthvost<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El lic Jim\u00e9nez de familia pobre, pero con hambre de rico, sab\u00eda que no pertenec\u00eda ah\u00ed, deja tu eso mas bien no quer\u00eda, no lo merec\u00eda, una criatura cegada por\u2026 ambici\u00f3n, eso era Jim\u00e9nez. Estaba m\u00e1s arriba de la media en sus aptitudes escolares, sab\u00eda lo que quer\u00eda, dinero f\u00e1cil, tal vez no tan limpio. 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