{"id":136079,"date":"2018-07-07T20:29:35","date_gmt":"2018-07-08T02:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=136079"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:53:02","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:53:02","slug":"no-quiero-algo-lejos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/no-quiero-algo-lejos\/","title":{"rendered":"no quiero algo lejos"},"content":{"rendered":"

es dif\u00edcil saber que hacer con los antojos repentinos, a estar contigo, a percibir el olor que tu cuerpo desprende sobre todo lo que tocas, a querer besarte por que s\u00ed, a que me quites la ropa de las fotos que te mando, a darte una probadita con la cuchara del postre de aqu\u00e9l restaurante que acabo de descubrir, saber que no puedo llamarte en la noches de calor para que vayas a m\u00ed y nos apaguemos juntos.<\/p>\n

todos los antojos los provocas t\u00fa, por todo lo que eres, por todo lo que podr\u00edamos ser.<\/p>\n

es dif\u00edcil que vivas en tantos lugares en m\u00ed pero a la vez solo te tengo en el mundo material a trav\u00e9s de memes<\/em> rom\u00e1nticos, llamadas perdidas y notas de voz.<\/p>\n

no estoy hecha para calmar mis propias ganas, esas ganas tanto carnales como las que surgen en los sue\u00f1os m\u00e1s rom\u00e1nticos de alguien que excede de la lectura “romance”<\/p>\n

yo no s\u00e9 que hacer con las doscientas maneras en las que me he imaginado d\u00e1ndote un beso, en c\u00faan afortunada es la gente que camina tan cerca de ti que te podr\u00eda tocarte, estar al pendiente del maldito celular pensando en todas las actividades interesantes que estas haciendo lejos de m\u00ed.<\/p>\n

prefiero no tener algo que te queme por dentro, que te haga anhelar estar siempre en otra ubicaci\u00f3n del mapa, que me impida disfrutar del momento por que solo miro al cielo, sabiendo que al menos es lo mismo que vez t\u00fa donde estas.<\/p>\n

no es que no te quiera, es que no te puedo querer as\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Photographers: Georgia Ponirakou<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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