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La Lau se la flet\u00f3 bien cabr\u00f3n, yo muri\u00e9ndome. Una noche de esas, me levant\u00e9 a cagar, dej\u00e9 ah\u00ed mi premio y me regres\u00e9 a dormir. Al rato me despertaron unos ruidos medio extra\u00f1os, la Lau no estaba en la cama. Me asom\u00e9 al pasillo y vi la luz del ba\u00f1o prendida, fui hacia el con la intenci\u00f3n de asustar a mi mujer \u00a1cual sorpresa y v\u00f3mito me llev\u00e9 al ver a Laura sentada al lado del escusado, una cuchara sopera y su cara achocolatada!<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/anton_fadeev\/\">Anton Fadeev<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ya hace c\u00f3mo que te gustan, unos 3 a\u00f1os desde que romp\u00ed con la Romis y pues dije ta bien, ya es hora de salir con alguien m\u00e1s. Conoc\u00ed a la Laura una morra centrada, buen pedo y guap\u00edsima. Despu\u00e9s de 8 meses saliendo, decidimos ir a vivir juntos. 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