{"id":135396,"date":"2018-06-21T03:38:40","date_gmt":"2018-06-21T09:38:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=135396"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:53:27","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:53:27","slug":"dieron-las-tres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/dieron-las-tres\/","title":{"rendered":"Dieron las tres"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>En la casa del se\u00f1or viven sus tres hijas. Ellas son bien vivas y no lo digo por astutas, si no por malditas. La primog\u00e9nita exigi\u00f3 para su quinto cumplea\u00f1os quemar el campo de jazm\u00edn que otorgaba trabajo a m\u00e1s de 30 familias, a ver Jazzmina \u00bfQu\u00e9 vergas vas a hacer con tanta gentuza y ceniza? La segunda ni\u00f1a en su d\u00e9cimo sexto cumplea\u00f1os pidi\u00f3 dormir a su pez Lalo con eutanasia \u00a1Pero Eustaquia, el Lalo est\u00e1 en la flor de la vida! Aun as\u00ed, la familia se qued\u00f3 sin pez, pero con cado. 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