{"id":135334,"date":"2018-06-21T03:27:23","date_gmt":"2018-06-21T09:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=135334"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:53:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:53:31","slug":"modo-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/modo-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Modo Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"

Esta no es otra pinche historia de amor.
\nEsta es mi historia.
\nEsta soy yo:<\/p>\n

La de la frase \u201cen boca abierta, solo entra mierda\u201d.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

La que siempre llega puntual para quedarse m\u00e1s plantada que un arbolito de navidad.<\/p>\n

La que se vuelve una contradicci\u00f3n; la que quiere ahorita y ma\u00f1ana no.<\/p>\n

La que no se clava con el primer baboso que tiende a ser h\u00edpster de alquiler.<\/p>\n

La que monta un gimnasio en casa porque qu\u00e9 hueva verle la jeta y los b\u00edceps a todas las engre\u00eddas.<\/p>\n

La que se aguanta las ganas de ir al ba\u00f1o porque qu\u00e9 oso tapar un ba\u00f1o p\u00fablico.<\/p>\n

La que despierta amargada en domingo.<\/p>\n

La que responde los mensajes si le convienen o no.<\/p>\n

La que bloquea porque qu\u00e9 puta flojera ser la segunda opci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

La que nunca pide consejos.<\/p>\n

La que se apendeja sola.<\/p>\n

La que va al cine sola.<\/p>\n

La que se duerme en misa.<\/p>\n

La que no tiene canci\u00f3n preferida.<\/p>\n

La que tiene insomnio a mediod\u00eda.<\/p>\n

La que deja el celular en modo bitch<\/em> para que no le entren nunca tus llamadas.<\/p>\n

La que te dice en la cara todas tus pendejadas.<\/p>\n

La que se r\u00ede a carcajadas.<\/p>\n

La que se va sin despedirse.<\/p>\n

La que no te quita la mirada.<\/p>\n

La que dice que conoce toda Espa\u00f1a.<\/p>\n

La que se despierta a las tres de la ma\u00f1ana.<\/p>\n

La que hace quehacer con m\u00fasica de Luis Miguel.<\/p>\n

La que se queda en casa mientras todos salen a beber.<\/p>\n

La que se dice as\u00ed misma en el espejo: Fuck this shit<\/em> \u00bfotra copita de vino?<\/em><\/p>\n

Photographers: ding ren<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Esta no es otra pinche historia de amor. Esta es mi historia. Esta soy yo: La de la frase \u201cen boca abierta, solo entra mierda\u201d. La que siempre llega puntual para quedarse m\u00e1s plantada que un arbolito de navidad. La que se vuelve una contradicci\u00f3n; la que quiere ahorita y ma\u00f1ana no. 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