{"id":133609,"date":"2018-05-25T16:40:30","date_gmt":"2018-05-25T22:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=133609"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:57:21","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:57:21","slug":"vomito-verbal-para-el-tipico-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/vomito-verbal-para-el-tipico-post\/","title":{"rendered":"V\u00f3mito verbal para el t\u00edpico post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Empezar\u00e9 con el clich\u00e9 esperado de todas las rid\u00edculas lineas puestas sobre desamor, nostalgias de d\u00eda pasado, recuerdos mal logrados, o v\u00f3mitos de gente que quiere ser Bukowski. 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