{"id":132360,"date":"2018-05-25T05:24:35","date_gmt":"2018-05-25T11:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=132360"},"modified":"2022-08-31T01:57:41","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T06:57:41","slug":"que-chingados-hacia-a-los-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/que-chingados-hacia-a-los-16\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfQu\u00e9 chingados hac\u00eda a los 16?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El tiempo no es real<br \/>\ny traigo calzones de mi\u00e9rcoles en domingo.<br \/>\nOtras personas no existen,<br \/>\nme ca\u00ed llegando a casa en la madrugada.<br \/>\nNo me puedo dormir y<br \/>\ntengo una ligera adicci\u00f3n.<br \/>\nHace mucho pinche calor en el coche y<br \/>\nno he lavado ropa en semanas.<br \/>\nEstoy bajando de peso muy r\u00e1pido y<br \/>\nquisiera ser una ni\u00f1a otra vez.<br \/>\nCreo que me disloqu\u00e9 la cadera y<br \/>\nla ensalada de nopales me cambi\u00f3 la vida.<br \/>\nTal vez soy una adicta y<br \/>\nno puedo dormir con la luz encendida.<br \/>\nMe asfixian las cobijas y<br \/>\nso\u00f1\u00e9 culer\u00edsimo anoche.<br \/>\nNecesito lavarme los dientes y<br \/>\nsolo he usdado un tel\u00e9fono p\u00fablico 5 veces en mi vida.<br \/>\nDios no es real y<br \/>\nestoy reprobando est\u00e1disctica.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lalainemonte\/\">Kenny X<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El tiempo no es real y traigo calzones de mi\u00e9rcoles en domingo. 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