{"id":131866,"date":"2018-03-26T17:06:24","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T23:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=131866"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:00:45","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:00:45","slug":"te-odio-polanco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/te-odio-polanco\/","title":{"rendered":"Te odio Polanco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Siempre que me mandan a Polanco voy con desagrado. No porque est\u00e9 lleno de expatriados, ni porque todo se siente falso e inalcanzable. No me gusta por el tr\u00e1fico. No entiendo como la gente del sur defiende Polanco encima de Santa Fe: \u201cEst\u00e1 m\u00e1s cerca\u201d dicen, pero digan lo que digan, a m\u00ed siempre me toca un tr\u00e1fico maldito. No importa la hora, en ese laberinto, me siento acechado por el Minotauro y me veo desde fuera, encadenado como Prometeo.<\/p>\n<p>Fuera del azar y tal vez mi mala suerte, no puedo dejar de relatar lo ocurrido en mi \u00faltima visita. Me mandaron de trabajo y terminamos a la hora de mal sino. Ingenuo pens\u00e9 que podr\u00eda mitigar el mal rato pero ni mi <em>playlist<\/em> en Spotify pudo ponerme de buen humor. Sucedi\u00f3 lo irremediable. En el retorno de perif\u00e9rico de norte a sur, me quede varado. No supe c\u00f3mo ni porque, pero de ir muuuy lento, de un momento a otro qued\u00e9 inm\u00f3vil. Ca\u00eda la tarde y yo ah\u00ed atrapado en el coche ve\u00eda pasar o no pasar mi vida y fuera una combinaci\u00f3n de vidas inm\u00f3viles y mucho movimiento aderezaban el momento.<\/p>\n<p>Entonces lo mire, hab\u00eda escapado a mi rango visual pero siempre estuvo ah\u00ed. Sentado en la acera hab\u00eda uno de esos que no tienen nada pero son due\u00f1os del mundo. Se erigi\u00f3 con lentitud, ten\u00eda el cabello cano, piel morena, mirada perdida y profunda. Solo jirones adornaban su cuerpo. Levant\u00f3 un palo que al parecer llevaba un buen rato lijando y empez\u00f3 a esgrimirlo en el aire con algo de destreza.<\/p>\n<p>Cada vez que lo mov\u00eda, parec\u00eda atacar enemigos invisibles, dec\u00eda palabras en voz alta que yo no escuchaba, hablaba con las fuerzas de la ciudad y sin quererlo alejaba a la gente que pasaba cerca.<\/p>\n<p>Anochec\u00eda y pens\u00e9 que pronto le dar\u00eda fr\u00edo, busque si llevaba alguna chamarra o playera que pudiera regalarle. De un momento a otro sus ojos que parec\u00edan vagamente perdidos encontraron los m\u00edos, entonces lo supe: no necesitaba nada que yo pudiera darle pero \u00e9l lo agradecer\u00eda. Usar\u00eda esa prenda por largos d\u00edas y peligrosas noches hasta que solo quedaran de nuevo jirones.<\/p>\n<p>Dej\u00f3 de verme, volte\u00f3 un pedazo de tronco y lo llen\u00f3 con trocitos de cart\u00f3n. Sac\u00f3 un encendedor y le prendi\u00f3 fuego. La tarde se vio envuelta en llamaradas. Lenta y met\u00f3dicamente, casi en trance, comenz\u00f3 a ondular su b\u00e1culo. Los coches no se hab\u00edan movido ni un mil\u00edmetro y yo no lo dud\u00e9 ni un segundo. Abr\u00ed la puerta y sal\u00ed a su encuentro.<\/p>\n<p>Tom\u00e9 la chamarra que estuve a punto de regalarle y la ech\u00e9 al fuego. Di tres vueltas al tronco, \u00e9l me ofreci\u00f3 su b\u00e1culo, sent\u00ed el poder ancestral en mis manos. Avent\u00e9 los pocos billetes que hab\u00eda en mi billetera a la hoguera. Me quit\u00e9 la playera. Grit\u00e9 con todas mis fuerzas \u00a1te odio Polanco! Un rayo ilumin\u00f3 el cielo. En ese momento, lentamente, los coches avanzaron de nuevo.<\/p>\n<p>He dicho.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"http:\/\/pj-wang.format.com\/\">PJ Wang<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Siempre que me mandan a Polanco voy con desagrado. No porque est\u00e9 lleno de expatriados, ni porque todo se siente falso e inalcanzable. No me gusta por el tr\u00e1fico. 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