{"id":131675,"date":"2018-03-20T21:28:18","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T03:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=131675"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:00:54","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:00:54","slug":"quien-se-comio-mis-galletas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/quien-se-comio-mis-galletas\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfQui\u00e9n se comi\u00f3 mis galletas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me despierto y me desespero de mi existencia y de mi propia banalidad. Pienso. \u00bfQu\u00e9 sentir\u00e1 una de esas bolsitas de galletas que se ha quedado sin ellas, cuando alguien hurga hasta el fondo y decepcionado saca r\u00e1pido la mano como si estuviera a punto de caer en una trampa de roedor cualquiera? \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 rayos pensaba Kafka cuando se imagin\u00f3 as\u00ed mismo como una cucaracha? Yo pienso en galletas, \u00a1Mentira!, en la ausencia de ellas y Kafka piensa en cucarachas, \u00a1Mentira!, pensaba en el sentimiento de ser irremediablemente inadapatado.<\/p>\n<p>Lo anterior es tan elevado que ahora que lo pienso me siento mal por pensar en las galletas, pero me siento bien por pensar en esa pobre bolsita brillosa y excitante desamparada en el mundo. Creo que solo le queda el mar o la soledad de toneladas de tierra encima de ella y una aburrida y larga desintegraci\u00f3n. Para no quedarme atr\u00e1s con Kafka, quisiera pensar que estoy atascado, como esa bolsita con capas y capas de tierra encima o en un mundo paralelo pero tambi\u00e9n posible, me veo flotando en el mar, donde en menos de 50 a\u00f1os habr\u00e1 m\u00e1s pl\u00e1stico que peces. Soy un banal y aqu\u00ed me quedo, en la cama debajo de la tierra y flotando en el mar por siempre.<\/p>\n<p>He dicho.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/archibeats\/\">Mauricio Soto A.<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me despierto y me desespero de mi existencia y de mi propia banalidad. 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