{"id":130464,"date":"2018-04-07T16:54:31","date_gmt":"2018-04-07T22:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=130464"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:00:29","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:00:29","slug":"durex-ultra-sensitivo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/durex-ultra-sensitivo\/","title":{"rendered":"Durex ultra sensitivo"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Hey, compre condones, porfa, ya se me acabaron.<\/p>\n

Te pregunt\u00e9 cu\u00e1les<\/p>\n

y dijiste que los que yo quisiera<\/p>\n

sin saber<\/p>\n

que yo no quer\u00eda ninguno<\/p>\n

que nunca hab\u00eda comprado<\/p>\n

y que odio los penes envueltos.<\/p>\n

Compr\u00e9 unos Durex<\/p>\n

porque son los m\u00e1s caros<\/p>\n

y tienen las cajas m\u00e1s normales.<\/p>\n

Compr\u00e9 unos rojos<\/p>\n

ultra delgados<\/p>\n

ultra sensitivos<\/p>\n

ultra chimadores.<\/p>\n

– \u00bfUsted es al\u00e9rgica al l\u00e1tex?, se le est\u00e1n poniendo rojas las nalgas.<\/p>\n

– S\u00ed, un toque, pero no pasa nada.<\/p>\n

-\u00bfSi hago esto le duele?<\/p>\n

– No. \u00bfSe ve mal?<\/p>\n

– No, no.<\/p>\n

– Entonces siga.<\/p>\n

Antes de irme preguntaste<\/p>\n

si quer\u00eda la plata de las compras.<\/p>\n

Te dije que no<\/p>\n

-aunque s\u00ed la quer\u00eda-<\/p>\n

que mejor compraras birras<\/p>\n

para la pr\u00f3xima<\/p>\n

y que por mientras<\/p>\n

te hab\u00eda dejado el que sobr\u00f3<\/p>\n

en la gaveta del ba\u00f1o.<\/p>\n

Photographers: Dennis Schnieber<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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