{"id":128957,"date":"2018-01-26T23:57:23","date_gmt":"2018-01-27T05:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=128957"},"modified":"2025-08-19T11:50:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T17:50:26","slug":"de-calles-y-seres-imaginarios-que-no-recuerdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/de-calles-y-seres-imaginarios-que-no-recuerdo\/","title":{"rendered":"De calles y seres imaginarios que no recuerdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En una de las cuatro esquinas de una calle imaginaria est\u00e1 Emilio.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Emilio lleva tres a\u00f1os pensando en qu\u00e9 decir cuando Carolina decida cruzar en diagonal la acera para hablarle. No puede arruinarlo; al menos no con uno de sus mon\u00f3logos aprendidos de memoria como si se tratase de la introducci\u00f3n de Woody Allen en Annie Hall afirmando que su vida es una desgracia, porque claro que lo es, pero a Carolina le importa una mierda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Carolina no le importa saber la historia de dos se\u00f1oras pesimistas en un hotel de alta monta\u00f1a; mucho menos le importa lo que sienta Emilio. S\u00f3lo quiere cruzar la acera para pedir cigarrillos y llev\u00e1rselos a Sergio, un hombre que que lleva m\u00e1s de tres a\u00f1os en la misma esquina y no se atreve a cruzar por cigarros, prefiere, en lo posible, morir de c\u00e1ncer de pulm\u00f3n antes que cruzar una calle y arriesgarse a morir atropellado por un carro &#8211; i m a g i n a r i o &#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sin embargo, Sergio no espera a Carolina, sino a Eva <del>una mujer imaginaria disfrazada de muerte.<\/del>&nbsp; A ella <strong>no<\/strong> lleva esper\u00e1ndola tres a\u00f1os.<br>Sino toda la vida.<br>&#8211; Porque Eva es real y no es i m a g i n a d a &#8211;<br>Ya no est\u00e1 en la esquina restante.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dancearoundaworldburningdown\/\">Fotograf\u00eda por\u00a0Miguel Palhinha<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En una de las cuatro esquinas de una calle imaginaria est\u00e1 Emilio. 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