{"id":128604,"date":"2018-01-29T00:27:40","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T06:27:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=128604"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:03:13","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:03:13","slug":"calzon-con-doble-mono","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/calzon-con-doble-mono\/","title":{"rendered":"Calz\u00f3n con doble mo\u00f1o"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>No quiero definir lo nuestro y sobre todo no te quiero<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Vernos de cuando en cuando, coger y tratar de ser amigos no fue la mejor idea; met\u00edas mucho en la conversaci\u00f3n el <em>&#8220;cojamos y ya veremos qu\u00e9 pasa&#8221;<\/em>.<br \/>\nConvertiste esa frase en nuestra filosof\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Dijiste que quer\u00edas estar conmigo y jam\u00e1s lo cre\u00ed, pero me acostumbr\u00e9 a tu presencia y a ratos me gustaba imaginar el c\u00f3mo ser\u00eda una relaci\u00f3n contigo.<\/p>\n<p>No cre\u00ed cuando hablabas sobre lo incre\u00edble que era el tenerme cerca y lo mucho que te gustaba coger conmigo; porque a pesar de lo mucho que hablamos, nunca supe tu color favorito, y si te preguntara, dir\u00edas que el morado de mis bragas.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e9 lo mucho que te gust\u00f3 romper mi cama y no me sorprendi\u00f3 que rompieras la confianza al no mencionar a la linda chica de frente enorme con la que ten\u00edas una relaci\u00f3n desde 6 meses atr\u00e1s; ese eres t\u00fa, el tipo de wey que te presenta a una amiga y despu\u00e9s te cuenta c\u00f3mo se la cogi\u00f3 sin cond\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><strong>No quiero definir lo nuestro y sobre todo no te quiero<\/strong> porque hay que aceptar que es imposible tener algo serio con quien no se tiene una platica en la que el tema central no sea lo bien que luce mi trasero.<\/p>\n<p>Ment\u00edas al decir que nos ver\u00edamos bien juntos y odiaba cuando dec\u00edas que me amabas; debes comprender que es una palabra que no combinas con la frase<em>\u00a0 &#8220;me gustan tus nalgas&#8221;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Memoric\u00e9 tus palabras falsas y t\u00fa elogiaste mi cabello al caer por la curva de mi espalda mientras me recordabas lo mucho que te agradaba el estampado de leopardo en mi ropa interior.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora que te has quedado solo y que tu relaci\u00f3n de alta fidelidad y amor eterno ha terminado, has vuelto a insinuar lo bueno que ser\u00eda vernos, y has dicho que a\u00fan guardas las fotos que sol\u00eda enviarte, esas donde usaba las bragas que eran tus favoritas.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy a nueve a\u00f1os de conocernos&#8230;<strong>No quiero definir lo nuestro y sobre todo no te quiero.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/cabinadelafoto\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Crist\u00f3bal Escanilla<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No quiero definir lo nuestro y sobre todo no te quiero. 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