{"id":128289,"date":"2018-02-05T04:10:06","date_gmt":"2018-02-05T10:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/?p=128289"},"modified":"2022-08-31T02:02:53","modified_gmt":"2022-08-31T07:02:53","slug":"ni-siquiera-lo-intentes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/errr-magazine.com\/english\/ni-siquiera-lo-intentes\/","title":{"rendered":"Ni siquiera lo intentes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hay d\u00edas en que no me nace,<br \/>\no simplemente no tengo las malditas ganas de estar en mi tel\u00e9fono,<br \/>\nhablando con la gente de cosas pendejas o viendo en todas las redes sociales lo mismo;<br \/>\nque si subi\u00f3 la gasolina,<br \/>\nque si Trump,<br \/>\nque si Pe\u00f1a nieto,<br \/>\nque si tu puta madre.<br \/>\nNo tengo ganas de leer opiniones de gente pendeja que se cree muy chingona<br \/>\ncopiando y pegando art\u00edculos de fuentes &#8220;confiables&#8221;,<br \/>\ncreyendo que ya con un maldito RT o compartiendo eso, van a crear el cambio.<\/p>\n<p>Hay horas de mis d\u00edas donde no quiero,<br \/>\ny no me pinches nace hablar con nadie,<br \/>\nde contestar whatsapp, llamadas, tuits, etc.<br \/>\nNo quiero dar explicaciones de nada a nadie,<br \/>\nno me gusta dar malditas explicaciones.<br \/>\nNo quiero contestar esos PINCHES mensajes de &#8220;\u00bfQue te pasa?,<br \/>\n\u00bfEst\u00e1s bien, te noto rara?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Me caen como una patada en los huevos (ovarios).<\/p>\n<p>Por eso aveces (la mayor\u00eda de las veces) prefiero estar sola,<br \/>\nse me hace m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil lidiar yo sola con mis problemas y mis inestabilidades,<br \/>\nmis vicios y vac\u00edos existenciales,<br \/>\na tener que estar dando cuentas y explicaciones a alguien m\u00e1s,<br \/>\nsabes.<\/p>\n<p>Te pido de favor no quieras lograr entenderme,<br \/>\nni siquiera lo intentes.<br \/>\nYo no lo he logrado.<\/p>\n<p>Photographers: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/eastwestlost\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">dima semenovykh<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hay d\u00edas en que no me nace, o simplemente no tengo las malditas ganas de estar en mi tel\u00e9fono, hablando con la gente de cosas pendejas o viendo en todas las redes sociales lo mismo; que si subi\u00f3 la gasolina, que si Trump, que si Pe\u00f1a nieto, que si tu puta madre. 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